TO THE EARL OF • Tu semper amoris Sis memor, et cari comitis ne abscedat Imago.' VALERIUS FLACCU.. rosy Friend of my youth! when young we roved, With Friendship's purest glow; On mortals here below. When distant far from you ; And sigh again, Adieu ! Those scenes regretted ever; And we may meet-ah! vever! Together joined in vain; Till mingled in the main ! Nor mingle as before; And both shall quit the shore. Now flow in different channels ; Disdaining bumbler rural sports, And shine in Fashion's annals. Without the aid of Reason; Nor left a thought to seize 01). That he who sang before all; As void of wit and moral.* Repine not at thy lot; And critics are forgot. Bad rhymes, and those who write them ; I really will not fight them.t Of soch a young beginner; A very hardened sinner. These stanzas were written soon after the appearance of a severe critique in a Northern Review on a new publication of the British Anacreon. + A bard (Horresco referens,) defied his reviewer to morta! combat: if this ex. ample becomes prevalent, our periodical censors must be dipped in the River Styzfor what else can secure them from the numerous host of their enraged assailants ? Now, I must retarn to you, Accept, then, my concession : My Muse admires digression. May regal smiles attend you ! If worth can recommend you. Proin snares may Saints preserve you! And grant your love or friendship ne'er From any claim a kindred care, But those who best deserve you. May no delights decoy! Your lears be tears of joy! And virtues crown your brow; Be still as you are now. To me were doubly dear; To prove a prophet here. GRANTA, A MEDLEY. Αργυρεαις λογχοισι μαχα και παντα Κρατησαις. . Oh! could Le Sage's* demon's gift Be realized at my desire, To place it on St. Mary's spire. Pedantic inmates full display ; The price of venal votes to pay. P-tty and P-Im-s-n survey; Against the next elective day. All lull’d in sleep, a goudly number ! Whose conscience wont disturb their slumber. Fellows are sage reflecting men; But very seldom, now and then. Some pretty livings in disposal ; And, therefore, smiles on his proposal. I'll turn mine eye, as night grows later, The studious sons of Alma Mater. The candidate for college prizes Goes late to bed, yet early rises. N He, surely, well deserves to gain them, With all the honours of his college, Who, striving hardly to obtain them, Thus seeks unprofitable knowledge ; Who sacrifices hours of rest To scan, precisely, metres Attic; Or agitates his anxious breast In solving problems mathematic; Who reads false quantities in Sele," Or puzzles o’er the deep triangle; Depriv'd of many a wholesome meal, In barbarous Latint doom'd to wrangle; Renouncing every pleasing page From authors of historic use; Preferring to the letter'd sage The square of the hypothenuse. I Still harmless are these occupations, That hurt none but the hapless student, Compared with other recreations, Which bring together the imprudent ; Whose daring revels shock the sight, When vice and infamy combine; When drunkenness and dice invite, As every sense is steep'd in wine. Not so the methodistic crew, Who plans of reformation lay; In humble attitude they sue, And for the sins of others pray;-Forgetting that their pride of spirit, Their exultation in their trial, Detracts most largely from the merit Of all their boasted self-denial. * Sele's publication on Greek metres displays considerable talent and ingenuity, but, as might be expected in so difficult a work, is not remarkable for accuracy. + The Latin of the schools is of the canine species, and not very intelligible. * The discovery of Pythagoras, that the square of the hypothenuse is equal to the squares of the other two sides of a right-angled triangle. |