Wae worth that brandy, burning trash! 3 An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash Ye Scots wha wish auld Scotland well, Wi' bitter dearthfu' wines to mell," May gravels round his blether wrench, Out-owre a glass o' whisky punch O Whisky! soul o' plays an' pranks! Thou comes!-they rattle i' their ranks Thee, Ferintosh ! O sadly lost! For loyal Forbes's charter'd boast" Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' excise, 1 Sudden illness.-2 Parts, deprives.-3 Stupid.-4 A fellow who knows neither how to act or dress with propriety.-5 Pennyless.—6 To meddle.7 The phiz.-8 A frown; sour look. A very superior kind of whisky made in a district of the Highlands called by that name.-10 Coughing. 11 Lord Forbes, of Ferintosh, in the county of Cromarty, formerly held by charter a right for all his tenantry to distil whisky without paying any duty to the king. Haud up thy hand, Deil! ance, twice, thrice! An' bake them up in brunstane pies 3 For poor d-n'd drinkers. Fortune! if thou 'll but gie me still 5 An' deal 't about as thy blind skill THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. Dearest of distillation! last and best -How art thou lost !———— Parody on Milton. YE Irish Lords, ye Knights an' Squires, In parliament, To you a simple Poet's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet' Muse is hearse! Your Honors' heart wi' grief twad pierce! Low i' the dust, An' scriechin' out prosaic verse, An' like to brust! Tell them wha hae the chief direction, An' rouse them up to strong conviction, * A term of contempt.-2 Brimstone.—3 Whole breeches.—4 A cake; kind of bread.-5 Plenty. • This was written before the act anent the Scotch distilleries, of Session 1786; for which Scotland and the Author return their most grateful thanks. 7 Hoarse, as with a cold.-8 Hoarse. Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier youth, Tell him o'mine an' Scotland's drouth, The muckle' Devil blaw ye south, If ye dissemble! Does onie great man glunch' an' gloom? Wi' them wha grant 'em: If honestly they canna come, Far better want 'em. In gathering votes you were na slack; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Paint Scotland greetin" owre her thrissle," Seizin' a stell,10 Triumphant crushin' 't like a mussel Then on the tither hand present her, Picking her pouch13 as bare as winter Is there that bears the name o' Scot, Thus dung in staves," An' plunder'd o' her hindmost groat By gallows knaves? 1 Great.-2 Frown.-3 Don't be afraid, never trouble your head about it. -4 Swim. 5 Ear.-6 Weeping.-7 Thistle, the national emblem.-8 Pint mug.-9 Empty.-10 A still, used for making whisky.-11 Lympet, a shellfish.-12 Fat-faced.-13 Pocket.-14 Knocked to pieces. Alas! I'm but a nameless wight, There's some sark-necks I wad draw tight, God bless your honors, can ye see 't, An' gar them hear it, An' tell them wi' a patriot heat, Ye winna' bear it! Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To mak harangues; 8 Dempster, a true-blue Scot I'se warran; Erskine, a spunkie Norland billie; Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully 12 Might own for brithers. Thee, sodger Hugh," my watchman stented, 1 To speak boldly.—2 Shirt-collars.—3 Old lady.—4 Weep.-5 Not.—6 Make. -7 Will not. 8 George Dempster, Esq., of Dunnichen, Forfarshire. He was many years M. P. for the Dundee district of boroughs, and always spoke and voted on the liberal side of politics. 9 An oath.-19 Sir Adam Ferguson.-11 That speaks smoothly and readily. -12 The Duke of Montrose.-13 Sagacious, cunning.-14 Earl of Eglintoun, then Colonel Montgomery, and representative for Ayrshire. I ken if that your sword were wanted, But when there's aught to say anent it, Arouse, my boys! exert your mettle, 4 She'll teach you wi' a reekin' whittle," This while she's been in crankous mood, Play'd her that pliskie!) An' now she's like to rin red-wud," An' L-d! if ance they pit her till 't,10 She'll tak the streets, An' rin her whittle to the hilt, I' the first she meets. For G-d's sake, Sirs! then speak her fair, 13 An' to the muckle House13 repair, Wi' instant speed, An' strive, wi' a' your wit an' lear,14 Yon ill-tongued tinkler, Charlie Fox, An' send him to his dicing box An' sporting lady. 1 Her still.-2 To bet or wager.-3 Plough-staff.-4 Ere long.- A bloody sword.-6 Fretful. 7 Burlesque allusion to the bill for a Scotch militia, which was, shortly before that time, negatived in Parliament. 8 A trick. Run stark mad.-10 Put her to it.-11 To truss up the clothes. -12 Stroke her gently.-13 The parliament house.-14 Learning.-15 Remedy. -16 Hot.-17 Frighten the fellow, make him knock under. |