For thae frank, rantin, ramblin billies, CÆSAR. L-d, man, were ye but whyles whare I am, The gentles ye wad ne'er envy 'em. It's true, they need na starve or sweat, Thro' winter's cauld, or simmer's heat; They've nae sair wark to craze their banes, An' fill auld age wi' grips an' granes : But human bodies are sic fools, For a' their colleges and schools, That when nae real ills perplex them, They make enow themsels to vex them; An' ay the less they hae to sturt them, In like proportion less will hurt them. A country fellow at the pleugh, His acres till'd he's right eneugh; A country girl at her wheel, Her dizzen's done, she's unco weel: But gentlemen, an' ladies warst, Wi' ev'ndown want o' wark are curst. They loiter, lounging, lank, an' lazy; Tho' deil haet ails them, yet uneasy; Their days insipid, dull, an' tasteless: Their nights unquiet, lang, an' restless; An' even their sports, their balls, an' races, SCOTCH DRINK. Gie him strong drink, until he wink, Till he forgets his loves or debts, An' minds his griefs no more. Solomon's Proverbs, xxxi. 6. 7. LET other poets raise a fracas 'Bout vines, an' wines, an' drunken Bacchus, An' crabbit names an' stories wrack us, An' grate our lug, I sing the juice Scots bear can mak us, In glass or jug. O thou, my Muse! guid auld Scotch drink: Whether thro' wimpling worms thon jink, Or, richly brown, ream o'er the brink, In glorious faem, Inspire me, till I lisp and wink, To sing thy name! Let husky wheat the haughs adorn, Perfume the plain, Leeze me on thee, John Barleycorn, Thou king o' grain! On thee aft Scotland chows her cood, Wi' kail an' beef; But when thou pours thy strong heart's blood, There thou shines chief. Food fills the wame, an' keeps us livin; But, oil'd by thee, The wheels o' life gae down-hill, scrievin, Wi' rattlin glee. Thou clears the head o' doited Lear; At's weary toil; Thou even brightens dark Despair Wi' gloomy smile. Aft, clad in massy siller weed, The poor man's wine, His wee drap parritch, or his bread, Thou kitchens fine. Thou art the life o' public haunts; By thee inspir'd, When gaping they besiege the tents, Are doubly fir'd. That merry night we get the corn in, In cog or bicker, An' just a wee drap sp'ritual burn in, An' gusty sucker! When Vulcan gies his bellows breath, I' th' lugget caup! Then Burnewin' comes on like death Nae mercy, then, for airn or steel; The strong forehammer, Till block an' studdie ring an' reel Wi' dinsome clamour. When skirlin weanies see the light, Wae worth the name! Nae howdie gets a social night, Or plack frae them. When neebors anger at a plea, Cement the quarrel! It's aye the cheapest lawyer's fee, To taste the barrel. 1 Burnewin-burn-the-wind-the Blacksmith. |