He merely bent his diabolic brow An instant; and then, raising it, he stood In act to assert his right or wrong, and show Cause why King George by no means could or should Make out a case to be exempt from woe Eternal, more than other kings endued With better sense and hearts, whom history mentions, Who long have «paved hell with their good intentions.» XXXVIII. Michael began: « What wouldst thou with this man, Now dead, and brought before the Lord? What ill Hath he wrought since his mortal race began, That thou canst claim him? Speak, and do thy will, If it be just: if in this earthly span He hath been greatly failing to fulfil His duties as a king and mortal, say, And he is thine; if not, let him have way.» XXXIX. « Michael!» replied the prince of air, « even here, Before the gate of Him thou servest, must I claim my subject; and will make appear To thee and thine, because nor wine nor lust XL. «Look to our earth, or rather mine; it was I think few worth damnation save their kings. XLI. « And these but as a kind of quit-rent, to Assert my right as lord; and even had I such an inclination, 't were (as you Well know) superfluous; they are grown so bad, That hell has nothing better left to do Than leave them to themselves: so much more mad And evil be their own internal curse, Beaven cannot make them better, nor I worse. XLII. Look to the earth, I said, and say again: When this old, blind, mad, helpless, weak, poor worm Began in youth's first bloom and flush to reign, The world and he both wore a different form, And much of earth and all the watery plain Of ocean call'd him king: through many a storm His isles had floated on the abyss of time; For the rough virtues chose them for their clime. XLIII. «He came to his sceptre young; he leaves it old: Look to the state in which he found his realm, And left it: and his annals, too, behold, How to a minion first he gave the helm; How grew upon his heart a thirst for gold, The beggar's vice, which can but overwhelm The meanest hearts; and, for the rest, but glance Thine eye along America and France! XLIV. «T is true, he was a tool from first to last Of sin and slaughter-from the Cæsar's school, «He ever warr'd with freedom and the free! Nations as men, home subjects, foreign foes, So that they utter'd the word 'Liberty! Found George the Third their first opponent. Whose History was ever stain'd as his will be With national and individual woes? I grant his household abstinence; I grant XLVI. « I know he was a constant consort; own Is more than at an anchorite's supper shown. XLVII. The new world shook him off; the old yet groans « Five millions of the primitive, who hold A part of that vast all they held of old,— Michael, but you, and you, Saint Peter! Cold Must be your souls, if you have not abhorr'd The foe to Catholic participation In all the license of a Christian nation. XLIX. «True! he allow'd them to pray God; but, as A consequence of prayer, refused the law And cried, «< You may the prisoner withdraw: L. «Sooner will I with Cerberus exchange The azure fields of heaven, of that be sure!>> LI. Here Michael interposed: « Good saint! and devil! Saint Peter! you were wont to be more civil: Sathan! excuse this warmth of his expression, And condescension to the vulgar's level: Even saints sometimes forget themselves in session. LVI. I say that I can tell-'t was half a minute; 'Gainst Sathan's couriers bound for their own clime. The sun takes up some years for every ray To reach its goal-the devil not half a day. LVII. Upon the verge of space, about the size But take your choice); and then it grew a cloud, But such a cloud! No land e'er saw a crowd Have you got more to say?»-« No !»-« If you please,│(If nations may be liken'd to a goose), LII. Then Sathan turn'd and waved his swarthy hand, LIII. This was a signal unto such damn'd souls Of worlds past, present, or to come; no station Of hell assign'd; but where their inclination Or business carries them in search of game, They may range freely-being damn'd the same. LIV. They are proud of this-as very well they may, Up the back stairs, or such free-masonry: Being clay myself. Let not those spirits be LV. When the great signal ran from heaven to hell,- How much time it takes up, even to a second, For every ray that travels to dispel The fogs of London; through which, dimly beacon'd, And realized the phrase of « hell broke loose.» LIX. Here crash'd a sturdy oath of stout John Bull, As the first coachman will; and 'midst the war « Our President is going to war, I guess.» LX. Besides, there were the Spaniard, Dutch, and Dane; Of all climes and professions, years and trades, Bitter as clubs in cards are against spades: Or distant lightning on the horizon by night, Then he address'd himself to Sathan: << Why- Trust that, whatever may occur below, LXII. Why, my dear Lucifer, would you abuse My call for witnesses'? I did not mean That you should half of earth and hell produce; 'T is even superfluous, since two honest, clean True testimonies are enough: we lose Our time, nay, our eternity, between LXIV. Sathan replied, «To me the matter is Indifferent, in a personal point of view: I can have fifty better souls than this With far less trouble than we have gone through Already; and I merely argued his Late Majesty of Britain's case with you Upon a point of form: you may dispose Of him; I've kings enough below, God knows!»> LXV. Thus spoke the demon (late call'd «< multifaced» Around our congress, and dispense with all LXVI. A merry, cock-eyed, curious looking sprite Upon the instant started from the throng, Dress'd in a fashion now forgotten quite; For all the fashions of the flesh stick long By people in the next world; where unite All the costumes since Adam's right or wrong, From Eve's fig-leaf down to the petticoat, Almost as scanty, of days less remote. LXVII. The spirit look'd around upon the crowds If those are freeholders I see in shrouds, And 't is for an election that they bawl, Behold a candidate with unturn'd-coat! LXVIII. << Sir,» replied Michael, « you mistake: these things Are of a former life, and what we do Above is more august; to judge of kings << Then I presume those gentlemen with wings,» LXIX. «He is what you behold him, and his doom Have told them what I thought, beneath the sun.» « However, I knew what to think of it, His pupil; I knew what to think, I say: << Call Junius!» From the crowd a shadow stalk'd, XCI. But ere the spavin'd dactyls could be spurr'd Both cherubim and seraphim were heard To murmur loudly through their long array; And Michael rose ere he could get a word Of all his founder'd verses under way, XCVIII. He had sung against all battles, and again Become as base a critic as e'er crawl'd Fed, paid, and pamper'd by the very men By whom his muse and morals had been maul'd: And cried, « For God's sake stop, my friend! 't were best He had written much blank verse, and blanker prose, 'Non Di, non homines,'—you know the rest.>> XCII. A general bustle spread throughout the throng, When upon service; and the generation Of ghosts had heard too much in life, not long The monarch, mute till then, exclaim'd « What! what! XCIII. The tumult grew, an universal cough Convulsed the skies, as during a debate, When Castlereagh has been up long enough (Before he was first minister of state, I mean the slaves hear now), some cried « off, off,» As at a farce; till, grown quite desperate, The bar Saint Peter pray'd to interpose (Himself an author) only for his prose. XCIV. The varlet was not an ill-favour'd knave; XCV. Then Michael blew his trump, and still'd the noise Lift up their lungs when fairly overcrow'd; And now the bard could plead his own bad cause, With all the attitudes of self-applause. XCVI. He said (I only give the heads)-he said, He meant no harm in scribbling;'t was his way Upon all topics; 't was, besides, his bread, Of which he butter'd both sides; 't would delay Too long the assembly (he was pleased to dread), And take up rather more time than a day, To name his works-he would but cite a fewWat Tyler-rhymes on Blenheim-Waterloo. XCVII. He had written praises of a regicide; He had written praises of all kings whatever; He had written for republics, far and wide, And then against them, bitterer than ever; For pantisocracy he once had cried Aloud, a scheme less moral than 't was clever; Then grew a hearty anti-jacobin Had turn'd his coat-aud would have turn'd his skin. And more of both than any body knows. |