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power to frustrate her guardian's base intentions. I had even meditated to rescue her from his authority, when your son stept in with more pleasing violence, gave her liberty, and you a daughter. CRO. But I intend to have a daughter of my own choosing, sir. A young lady, sir, whose fortune, by my interest with those who have interest, will be double what my son has a right to expect. Do you know Mr. Lofty, sir?

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SIR WIL. Yes, sir; and know that you are deceived in him. But step this way, and I'll convince you.

[CROAKER and SIR WILLIAM seem to confer.

Enter HONEYWOOD

HON. Obstinate man, still to persist in his outrage! insulted by him, despised by all, I now begin to grow contemptible even to myself. How have I sunk by too great an assiduity to please! How have I overtaxed all my abilities, lest the approbation of a single fool should escape me! But all is now over; I have survived my reputation, my fortune, my friendships, and nothing remains henceforward for me but solitude and repentance. MISS RICH. Is it true, Mr. Honeywood, that you are setting off without taking leave of your friends? The report is, that you are quitting England. Can it be?

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HON. Yes, madam; and though I am so unhappy as to have fallen under your displeasure, yet, thank Heaven, I leave you to happiness; to one who loves you, and deserves your love; to one who has power to procure you affluence, and generosity to improve your enjoyment of it.

MISS RICH. And are you sure, sir, that the gentleman you mean is what you describe him?

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HON. I have the best assurances of it-his serving me. He does indeed deserve the highest happiness, and that is in your power to confer. As for me, weak and wavering as I have been, obliged by all, and incapable of serving any, what happiness can I find but in solitude? What hope, but in being forgotten? MISS RICH. A thousand! to live among friends that esteem you, whose happiness it will be to be permitted to oblige you. HON. No, madam; my resolution is fixed. Inferiority among strangers is easy; but among those that once were equals, insupportable. Nay, to show you how far my resolution can go, I can now speak with calmness of my former follies, my vanity, my dissipation, my weakness. I will even confess, that, among the number of my other presumptions, I had the insolence to think of loving you. Yes, madam, while I was pleading the passion of another, my heart was tortured with its own. But it is over, it was unworthy our friendship, and let it be forgotten. MISS RICH. You amaze me!

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HON. But you'll forgive it, I know you will; since the confession

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should not have come from me even now, but to convince you the sincerity of my intention of-never mentioning it more. MISS RICH. Stay, sir, one moment-Ha! he here

Enter LOFTY

[Going.

LOF. Is the coast clear? None but friends. I have followed you here with a trifling piece of intelligence: but it goes no farther; things are not yet ripe for a discovery. I have spirits working at a certain board; your affair at the Treasury will be done in less than a thousand years. Mum!

MISS RICH. Sooner, sir, I should hope.

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Lor. Why, yes, I believe it may, if it falls into proper hands, that know where to push and where to parry; that know how the land lies-eh, Honeywood?

MISS RICH. It is fallen into yours.

Lor. Well, to keep you no longer in suspense, your thing is done. It is done, I say that's all. I have just had assurances from Lord Neverout, that the claim has been examined, and found admissible. Quietus is the word, madam.

HON. But how! his lordship has been at Newmarket these ten days.

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LOF. Indeed! Then Sir Gilbert Goose must have been damnably mistaken. I had it of him.

MISS RICH. He! why Sir Gilbert and his family have been in the country this month.

LOF. This month! it must certainly be so-Sir Gilbert's letter did come to me from Newmarket, so that he must have met his lordship there; and so it came about. I have his letter about me, I'll read it to you. [Taking out a large bundle.] That's from Paoli of Corsica; that from the Marquis of Squilachi.Have you a mind to see a letter from Count Poniatowski, now King of Poland ?-Honest Pon-[Searching.] Oh, sir, what, are you here, too? I'll tell you what, honest friend, if you have not absolutely delivered my letter to Sir William Honeywood, you may return it. The thing will do without him.

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SIR WIL. Sir, I have delivered it, and must inform you it was received with the most mortifying contempt.

CRO. Contempt! Mr. Lofty, what can that mean?

LOF. Let him go on, let him go on, I say. You'll find it come to something presently.

SIR WIL. Yes, sir, I believe you'll be amazed, if, after waiting some time in the ante-chamber, after being surveyed with insolent curiosity by the passing servants, I was at last assured, that Sir William Honeywood knew no such person, and I must certainly have been imposed upon.

LOF. Good! let me die, very good! Ha! ha! ha!

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CRO. Now, for my life I can't find out half the goodness of it.
LOF. You can't? Ha! ha!

CRO. No, for the soul of me! I think it was as confounded a bad
answer as ever was sent from one private gentleman to another.
Lor. And so you can't find out the force of the message? Why,
I was in the house at that very time. Ha! ha! It was I that
sent that very answer to my own letter.
CRO. Indeed! How, why?

Ha! ha!

Lor. In one word, things between Sir William and me must be behind the curtain. A party has many eyes. He sides with Lord Buzzard, I side with Sir Gilbert Goose. So that unriddles the mystery.

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CRO. And so it does, indeed, and all my suspicions are over. LOF. Your suspicions! What then, you have been suspecting, you have been suspecting, have you? Mr. Croaker, you and I were friends, we are friends no longer. Never talk to me. It's over; I say, it's over.

CRO. As I hope for your favour I did not mean to offend. It escaped me. Don't be discomposed. LOF. Zounds! sir, but I am discomposed, and will be discomposed. To be treated thus! Who am I? Was it for this I have been dreaded both by ins and outs? Have I been libelled in the Gazetteer, and praised in the St. James's; have I been chaired at Wildman's, and a speaker at Merchant Tailors' Hall; have I had my hand to addresses, and my head in the print-shops, and talk to me of suspects!

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CRO. My dear sir, be pacified. What can you have but asking pardon?

Lor. Sir, I will not be pacified-Suspects! Who am I? To be used thus! Have I paid court to men in favour to serve my friends, the Lords of the Treasury, Sir William Honeywood, and the rest of the gang, and talk to me of suspects? Who am I, I say, who am I?

SIR WIL. Since, sir, you are so pressing for an answer, I'll tell you who you are. A gentleman, as well acquainted with politics as with men in power; as well acquainted with persons of fashion, as with modesty; with Lords of the Treasury, as with truth, and with all, as you are with Sir William Honeywood. I am Sir William Honeywood!

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[Discovering his ensigns of the Bath.

[Aside.

CRO. Sir William Honeywood! HON. Astonishment! my uncle ! Lor. So then, my confounded genius has been all this time only leading me up to the garret, in order to fling me out of the window.

CRO. What, Mr. Importance, and are these your works? Suspect you! You, who have been dreaded by the ins and outs; you,

who have had your hand to addresses, and your head stuck up in print-shops. If you were served right, you should have your head stuck up in the pillory.

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Lor. Ay, stick it where you will, for, by the Lord, it cuts but a very poor figure where it sticks at present.

SIR WIL. Well, Mr. Croaker, I hope you now see how incapable this gentleman is of serving you, and how little Miss Richland has to expect from his influence.

CRO. Ay, sir, too well I see it; and I can't but say I have had some boding of it these ten days. So I'm resolved, since my son has placed his affections on a lady of moderate fortune, to be satisfied with his choice, and not run the hazard of another Mr. Lofty, in helping him to a better. 389 SIR WIL. I approve your resolution, and here they come, to receive a confirmation of your pardon and consent.

Enter MRS. CROAKER, JARVIS, LEONTINE, OLIVIA

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MRS. CRO. Where's my husband? Come, come, lovey, you must forgive them. Jarvis here has been to tell me the whole affair; and I say, you must forgive them. Our own was a stolen match, you know, my dear; and we never had any reason to repent of it. CRO. I wish we could both say so; however, this gentleman, Sir William Honeywood, has been beforehand with you in obtaining their pardon. So, if the two poor fools have a mind to marry, I think we can tack them together without crossing the Tweed for it. [Joining their hands. LEON. How blest, and unexpected! What, what can we say to such goodness? But our future obedience shall be the best reply. And, as for this gentleman, to whom we oweSIR WIL. Excuse me, sir, if I interrupt your thanks, as I have here an interest that calls me. [Turning to HONEYWOOD.] Yes, sir, you are surprised to see me; and I own that a desire of correcting your follies led me hither. I saw with indignation the errors of a mind that only sought applause from others; that easiness of disposition, which, though inclined to the right, had not courage to condemn the wrong. I saw with regret those splendid errors, that still took name from some neighbouring duty. Your charity, that was but injustice; your benevolence, that was but weakness; and your friendship, but credulity. I saw, with regret, great talents and extensive learning only employed to add sprightliness to error, and increase your perplexities. I saw your mind with a thousand natural charms; but the greatness of its beauty served only to heighten my pity for its prostitution.

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HON. Cease to upbraid me, sir; I have for some time but too strongly felt the justice of your reproaches. But there is one

way still left me. Yes, sir, I have determined, this very hour, to quit forever a place where I have made myself the voluntary slave of all; and to seek among strangers that fortitude which may give strength to the mind, and marshal all its dissipated virtues. Yet, ere I depart, permit me to solicit favour for this gentleman; who, notwithstanding what has happened, has laid me under the most signal obligations. Mr. Lofty428 LOF. Mr. Honeywood, I'm resolved upon a reformation, as well as you. I now begin to find that the man who first invented the art of speaking truth was a much cunninger fellow than I thought him. And to prove that I design to speak truth for the future, I must now assure you that you owe your late enlargement to another; as, upon my soul, I had no hand in the matter. So now, if any of the company has a mind for preferment, he may take my place, I'm determined to resign.

HON. How have I been deceived!

[Exit.

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SIR WIL. No, sir, you have been obliged to a kinder, fairer friend, for that favour. To Miss Richland. Would she complete our joy, and make the man she has honoured by her friendship happy in her love, I shall then forget all, and be as blest as the welfare of my dearest kinsman can make me. MISS RICH. After what is past, it would be but affectation to pretend to indifference. Yes, I will own an attachment, which, I find, was more than friendship. And if my entreaties cannot alter his resolution to quit the country, I will even try if my hand has not power to detain him. [Giving her hand. HON. Heavens! how can I have deserved all this? How express my happiness, my gratitude? A moment like this overpays an age of apprehension !

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CRO. Well, now I see content in every face; but Heaven send we be all better this day three months!

SIR WIL. Henceforth, nephew, learn to respect yourself. He who seeks only for applause from without, has all his happiness in another's keeping.

HON. Yes, sir, I now too plainly perceive my errors. My vanity, in attempting to please all, by fearing to offend any. My meanness, in approving folly lest fools should disapprove. Henceforth, therefore, it shall be my study to reserve my pity for real distress; my friendship for true merit, and my love for her, who first taught me what it is to be happy.

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