Star-Spangled Men: America's Ten Worst Presidents

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Simon and Schuster, 2008 M06 30 - 272 pages
Picking America's best presidents is easy. George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin D. Roosevelt usually lead the list, But choosing the nation's worst presidents requires more thought. In Star-Spangled Men, respected presidential biographer Nathan Miller puts on display those leaders who were abject failures as chief executive. With pointed humor and a deft hand, he presents a rogues' gallery of the men who dropped the presidential ball, and sometimes their pants as well.
Miller includes Richard M. Nixon, who was forced to resign to escape impeachment; Jimmy Carter, who proved that the White House is not the place for on-the-job training; and Warren G. Harding, who gave "being in the closet" new meaning as he carried on extramarital interludes in one near the Oval Office. This current edition also includes a new assessment of Bill Clinton -- who has admitted lying to his family, his aides, his cabinet, and the American people.

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Contents

PROLOGUE
11
JIMMY CARTER who showed that the White House
19
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT who was so fat he got stuck
45
BENJAMIN HARRISON who looked like a medieval gnome
67
CALVIN COOLIDGE who was a living embodiment of Woody Allens
98
FRANKLIN PIERCE who said Theres nothing left but to
151
JAMES BUCHANAN who was on the government payroll
173
WARREN GAMALIEL HARDING who gave being in the closet
192
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON who maintained I am not a crook
211
EPILOGUE
239
NOTES
249
BIBLIOGRAPHY
257
INDEX
263
ULYSSES S GRANT who proves that old soldiers should fade away
266
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Page 98 - There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
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About the author (2008)

Nathan Miller is the author of Star-Spangled Men, a Simon & Schuster book.

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