This is too much; Forbear, for shame, my lords. Gar. I have done. D. Keep. Without, my noble lords? Gar. D. Keep. My lord archbishop; And has done half an hour, to know your pleasures. Chan. Let him come in. D. Keep. Your grace may enter now. [Cranmer approaches the Council-table. Chan. My good lord archbishop, I am very sorry To sit here at this present, and behold That chair stand empty: But we all are men, In our own natures frail; and capable Of our flesh, few are angels: out of which frailty, The whole realm, by your teaching, and your chaplains Gar. Which reformation must be sudden too, (Out of our easiness, and childish pity [them, To one man's honour) this contagious sickness, Of the whole state as, of late days, our neighbours, Yet freshly pitied in our memories. Cran. My good lords, hitherto, in all the progress Pray heaven, the king may never find a heart Dare bite the best. I do beseech your lordships, Be what they will, may stand forth face to face, Suf. Nay, my lord, Gar. My lord, because we have business of more [sure moment, We will be short with you. "Tis his highness' pleaAnd our consent, for better trial of you, From hence you be committed to the Tower; Where, being but a private man again, You shall know many dare accuse you boldly, More than, I fear, you are provided for. Cran. Ah, my good lord of Winchester, I thank you, You are always my good friend; if your will pass, I shall both find your our lordship judge and juror, You are so merciful: I see your end, 'Tis my undoing: Love, and meekness, lord, Cast none away. That I shall clear myself, My lord of Winchester, you are a little, To load a falling man. Gar. Good master secretary, I cry your honour mercy; you may, worst Why, my lord? Gar. Do not I know you for a favourer Of this new sect? ye are not sound. Crom. Gar. Not sound, I say. Crom. Not sound? 'Would you were half so honest; Men's prayers then would seek you, not their fears. Chan. Then thus for you, my lord,-It stands I take it, by all voices, that forthwith [agreed, You be convey'd to the Tower a prisoner: There to remain, till the king's further pleasure Be known unto us: Are you all agreed, lords? All. We are. Cran. Is there no other way of merey, But I must needs to the Tower, my lords? Gar. What other Would you expect? You are strangely troublesome! Let some o'the guard be ready there. In seeking tales, and informations, Ye blew the fire that burns ye: Now have at ye. Enter King, frowning on them; takes his Seat. Gar. Dread sovereign, bow much are we bound to In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince; [heaven Not only good and wise, but most religious: One that, in all obedience, makes the church The chief aim of his honour; and, to strengthen That holy duty, out of dear respect, His royal self in judgment comes to hear The cause betwixt her and this great offender! K. Hen. You were ever good at sudden commen dations, Bishop of Winchester. But know, I come not Good man, [To Cranmer] sit down. Now let me see the prondest He, that dares most, but wag his finger at thee: Surry. May it please your grace,- No, sir, it does not please me. This good man (few of you deserve that title), Would try him to the utmost, had ve mean; Take him, and use him well, he's worthy of it. Make me no more ado, but all embrace him; Cran. The greatest monarch now alive may glory spoons; you shall have K. Hen. Come, come, my lord, you'd spare your [Norfolk, Two noble partners with you; the old duchess of And lady marquis Dorset; Will these please you? Once more, my lord of Winchester, I charge you, Embrace, and love this man. Gar. With a true heart, And brother-love, I do it. K. Hen. Good man, those joyful tears show thy true The common voice, I see, is verified [heart. Of thee, which says thus, Do my lord of Canterbury A shrewd turn, and he is your friend for ever.Come, lords, we trifle time away; I long To have this young one made a Christian. As I have made ye one, lords, one remain; So I grow stronger, you more honour gain. [Exeunt. SCENE III. The Palace Yard. Noise and Tumult within. Enter Porter and his Man. Port. You'll leave your noise anon, ye rascals: Do you take the court for Paris garden? ye rude slaves, leave your gaping. [Within.] Good master porter, I belong to the larder. Port. Belong to the gallows, and be hanged, you rogue: a place to roar in?-Fetch me a dozen crab-tree staves, and strong ones these are but switches to them. I'll scratch your heads: You must be seeing christenings? Do you look for ale and cakes here, you rude rascals? Man. Pray, sir, be patient; 'tis as much impossible (Unless we sweep them from the door with cannons), To scatter them, as 'tis to make them sleep On May-day morning; which will never be: We may as well push against Paul's, as stir them. Port. How got they in, and be hang'd? Man. Alas, I know not; How gets the tide in? As much as one sound cudgel of four foot You see the poor remainder) could distribute, I made no spare, sir. Port. You did nothing, sir. Man. I am not Samson, nor sir Guy, nor Colbrand, to mow them down before me but, if I spared any, that had a head to hit, either young or old, he or she, cuckold or cuckold-maker, let me never hope to see a chine again; and that I would not for a cow, God save her. [Within] Do you hear, master porter ? Port. I shall be with you presently, good master puppy. Keep the door close, sirrah. Man. What would you have me do? Port. What should you do, but knock them down by the dozens? Is this Moorfields to muster in? or have we some strange Indian with the great tool come to court, the women so besiege us? Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at door? On my Christian conscience, this one christening will beget a thousand; here will be father, godfather, and all together. a Man. The spoons will be will be the bigger, sir. There is a fellow somewhat near the door, he should be brazier by his face, for, o'my conscience, twenty of the dog-days now reign in's nose; all that stand about him are under the line, they need no other penance: That fire-drake did I hit three times on the head, and three times was his nose discharged against me: he stands there, like a mortar-piece, to blow us. There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him, that railed upon me till her pink'd porringer fell off her head, for kindling such a combustion in the state. I miss'd the meteor once, and hit that woman, who cried out, clubs! when I might see from far some forty truncheoneers draw to her succour, which were the hope of the Strand, where she was quartered. They fell on; place; at length they came to the broom-staff with broade gordith me, I defied them still; when suddenly a file of boys behind them, loose shot, delivered such a shower of pebbles, that I was fain to draw mine honour in, and let them win the work: The devil was amongst them, I think, surely. Port. These are the youths that thunder at a playhouse, and fight for bitten apples; that no audience, but the Tribulation of Tower-hill, or the limbs of Limehouse, their dear brothers, are able to endure. I have some of them in limbo patrum, and there they are like to dance these three days; besides the running banquet of two beadles, that is to come. Enter the Lord Chamberlain. Cham. Mercy o'me, what a multitude are here! They grow still too, from all parts they are coming, As if we kept a fair here! Where are these porters, These lazy knaves?-Ye have made a fine hand, felThere's a trim rabble let in Are all these [lows. Your faithful friends o'the suburbs? We shall have Great store of room, no doubt, left for the ladies, When they pass back from the christening. Port. An't please your honour, We are but men; and what so many may do, Cham. As I live, If the king blame me for't, I'll lay ye all You are lazy knaves: And here ye lie baiting of bumbards, when Man. You great fellow, stand close up, or I'll make your head ache. Port. You i'the camlet, get up o'the rail; I'll pick you o'er the pales else. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. The Palace. Enter Trumpets, sounding; then two Aldermen, Lord Mayor, Garter, Cranmer, Duke of Norfolk with his Marshal's Staff, Duke of Suffolk, two Noblemen bearing great Standing-bowls, for the Christening Gifts; then four Noblemen bearing a Canopy, under which the Duchess of Norfolk, Godmother, bearing the Child, richly habited in a Montle, &c. Train borne by a Lady; then follows the Marchioness of Dorset, the other Godmother, and Ladies. The Troop pass once about the Stage, and Garter speaks. Gart. Heaven, from thy endless goodness, send prosperous life, long, and ever happy, to the high and mighty princess of England, Elizabeth. Flourish. Enter King and Train. Cran. [Kneeling] And to your royal grace, and the good queen, My noble partners, and myself, thus pray:- Thank you, good lord archbishop: What is her name? Cran. K. Hen. My noble gossips, ye have been too proI thank ye heartily; so shall this lady [digal: When she has so much English. Cran. Let me speak, sir, She shall be lov'd, and fear'd: Her own shall bless her; For heaven now bids me; and the words I utter my Shall still be doubled on her truth shall nurse her, Holy and heavenly thoughts still counsel her, A most unspotted lily shall she pass Her foes shake like a field of beaten corn, [her: Under his own vine, what he plants; and sing As great in admiration as herself; [ness), So shall she leave her blessedness to one K. Hen. Thou speakest wonders. Cran. She shall be, to the happiness of England, An aged princess; many days shall see her, And yet no day without a deed to crown it. 'Would I had known no more! but she must die, She must, the saints must have her; yet a virgin, This happy child, did I get any thing: I thank ye all. To you, my good lord mayor, EPILOGUE. 'TIS ten to one, this play can never please [Exeunt. All that are here: Some come to take their ease, Troilus and Cressida. Priam, King of Troy. Hector, Troilus, Paris, Deiphobus, Helenus, Æneas, Antenor, his Sons. Trojan Commanders. Thersites, a deformed and scurrilous Grecian. Alexander, Servant to Cressida. Calchas, a Trojan Priest, taking Part with the Servant to Troilus; Servant to Paris; Servant to Greeks. Pandarus, Uncle to Cressida. Margarelon, a Bastard Son of Priam. Agamemnon, the Grecian General. Diomedes. Helen, Wife to Menelaus. Andromache, Wife to Hector. Trojan and Greek Soldiers, and Attendants. SCENE, Troy, and the Grecian Camp before it. PROLOGUE. IN Troy, there lies the scene. From isles of Greece With wanton Paris sleeps; And that's the quarrel. And the deep-drawing barks do there disgorge Now expectation, tickling skittish spirits, What Cressid is, what Pandar, and what we? Pan. Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry the Ourself, the merchant; and this sailing Pandar, bolting. Tro. Have I not tarried? Pan. Ay, to the leavening but here's yet in the word-hereafter, the kneading; the making of the cake, the heating of the oven, and the baking; you must stay the cooling too, or you may chance to burn your lips. nay, Tro. Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be, And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts,- Tro. I was about to tell thee, When my heart,- But sorrow, that is couch'd in seeming gladness, Pan. An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's, (well, go to), there were no more comparison between the women, But, for my part, she is my kinswoman; I would not, as they term it, praise her, -But I would somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I did. I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit; but Tro. O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarus,- In Cressid's love: Thou answer'st, She is fair; Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice; Writing their own reproach; to whose soft seizure Our doubtful hope, our convoy, and our bark. Ane. How now, prince Troilus? wherefore not afield? Troilus, by Menelaus. Tro. Let Paris bleed; 'tis but a scar to scorn; Paris is gor'd with Menelaus' horn. Æne. Hark! what good sport is out of town to-day! Tro. Better at home, if would I might, were may.But, to the sport abroad; -Are you bound thither? Æne. In all swift haste. Tro. Come, go we then together. SCENE II. The same. A Street. Cres. Who were those went by ? Queen Hecuba and Helen. Cres. And whither go they? Alex. Up to the eastern tower. Whose height commands as subject all the vale, she is: if she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she discretion there is no man hath a virtue, that he Pan. Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of the pot of her eyes;-Did her eyes run o'er too? the two. be not, she has the mends in her own hands. Tro. Good Pandarus! How now, Pandarus? Pan. I have had my labour for my travel; illthought on of her, and ill-thought on of you gone between and between, but small thanks for my labour. Tro. What, art thou angry, Pandarus? what, with me? Pan. Because she is kin to me, therefore, she's not so fair as Helen: an she were not kin to me, she would be as fair on Friday, as Helen is on Sunday. But what care I? I care not, an she were a black-amoor; 'tis all one to me. Tro. Say 1, she is not fair ? Pan. I do not care whether you do or no. She'sa fool to stay behind her father; let her to the Greeks; and so I'll tell her the next time I see her: for my part, I'll meddle nor make no more in the matter. Tro. Pandarus, Pan. Not I. Tro. Sweet Pandarus, Pan. Pray you, speak no more to me; I will leave all as I found it, and there an end. [Exit Pandarus. An Alarum. Tro. Peace, you ungracious clamours! peace, rude sounds! Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair, hath not a glimpse of; nor any man an attaint, but he carries some stain of it he is melancholy without cause, and merry against the hair: He hath the joints of every thing; but every thing so out of joint, that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use; or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight. Cres. But how should this man, that makes me smile, make Hector angry? Alex. They say, he yesterday coped Hector in the battle, and struck him down: the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since kept Heetor fasting and waking. Enter Pandarus. Cres. Who comes here? Alex. Madam, your uncle Pandarus. Cres. Hector's a gallant man. Alex. As may be in the world, lady. Pan. What's that? what's that? Cres. Good morrow, uncle Pandarus. Pan. Good morrow, cousin Cressid: What do you talk off-Good morrow, Alexander. How do you, cousin?-When were you at Ilium ? Cres. This morning, uncle. Pan. What were you talking of, when I came? Was Hector armed, and gone, ere ye came to liium? Helen was not up, was she? Cres. Hector was gone; but Helen was not up. Cres. What, is he angry too? Cres. But there was a more temperate fire under Cres. O, Jupiter! there's no comparison. Pan. What, not between Troilus and Hector ! Do you know a man, if you see him? Cres. Ay; if ever I saw him before, and knew him. Pan. Well, I say, Troilus is Troilus. Cres. Then you say as I say; for, I am sure, he is not Hector. Pan. No, nor Hector is not Troilus, in some degrees. Cres. 'Tis just to each of them; he is himself. Pan. Himself? Alas, poor Troilus! I would, he Cres. Is he so young a man, and so old a lifter? Pan. But, to prove to you that Helen loves him:she came, and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin, Cres. Juno have mercy! How came it cloven! Pan. Why, you know, 'tis dimpled: I think, his smiling becomes him better than any man in all Phrygia. Cres. O, he smiles valiantly. Pan. Does he not? Cres. O yes, an 'twere a cloud in autumn. Pan. Why, go to then: -But to prove to you that Helen loves Troilus, Cres. Troilus will stand to the proof, if you'll prove it so. Pan. Troilus? why, he esteems her no more than I esteem an addle egg. Cres. If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i'the shell. Pan. I cannot choose but laugh, to think how she tickled his chin; -Indeed, she has a marvellous white hand, I must needs confess. Cres. Without the rack. Pan. And Hector laughed. Cres. At what was all this laughing? Pan. Marry, at the white hair that Helen spied on Troilus' chin. Cres. An't had been a green hair, I should have laughed too. Pan. They laughed not so much at the hair, as at his pretty answer. Cres. What was his answer. Pan. Quoth she, Here's but one and fifty hairs on your chin, and one of them is white. Cres. This is her question. Pan. That's true; make no question of that. One and fifty hairs, quoth he, and one white: That white hair is my father, and all the rest are his sons. Jupiter! quoth she, which of these hairs is Paris, my husband? The forked one, quoth he; pluck it out, and give it him. But, there was such laughing! and Helen so blushed, and Paris so chafed, and all the rest so laughed, that it passed. Cres. So let it now; for it has been a great while going by. Pan. Well, cousin, I told you a thing yesterday; think on't. Pan. That's Hector, that, that, look you, that; There's a fellow! Go thy way, Hector:-There's a brave man, niece. O brave Hector!-Look, how he looks! there's a countenance I'st not a brave man? Cres. O, a brave man! Pan. Is 'a not? It does a man's heart good--Look you what hacks are on his helmet: look you yonder, do you see? look you there! There's no jesting: there's laying on; take't off who will, as they say: there be hacks! Cres. Be those with swords? Paris passes over. Pan. Swords? any thing, he cares not an the devil come to him, it's all one By god's lid, it does one's heart good:-Yonder comes Paris, yonder comes Paris: look ye yonder, niece; Is't not a gallant man too, is't not?-Why, this is brave now.Who said, he came hurt home to-day? he's not hurt: why, this will do Helen's heart good now. Ha! 'would I could see Troilus now 1-you shall see Troilus anon. Cres. Who's that? Helenus passes over. Pan. That's Helenus; -I marvel, where Troilus is:-That's Helenus; -I think he went not forth to Pan. And she takes upon her to spy a white hair day: -That's Helenus. on his chin. Cres. Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer. Pan. But, there was such laughing; -Queen He cuba laughed, that her eyes ran o'er. Cres. With millstones. Pan. And Cassandra laughed. Cres. Can Helenus fight, uncle? Pan. Helenus? no;-yes, he'll fight indifferent well:-I marvel, where Troilus is!-Hark: do you not hear the people cry, Troilus?-Helenus is priest. Cres. What sneaking fellow comes yonder? |