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was an unkind cut; but, nevertheless, finding that he, no more than the Danes in former days, could put down an Alfred, quietly continued his subscription under the management of that committee of which he no longer made a part. He was very busy there during the rumpus between Sabine and others, which we mention, merely as an excuse to tell a joke. Hylton Jolliffe, he of the hat, was very active against Sabine; and Tom Murdock, when he heard about the quarrel, said, that it reminded him of his school-boy days, it being a revival of the war between the Sabines and Rum-'uns [Romans]. It is not a bad pun for Murdock.

The puppy tone follows Davy even in his writings, and in his lectures was a perfect bore. We see him continually straining after effect, and anxious to show you that he knows literature, altogether as well as he does chemistry. For instance, what can be more puerile than his turning away to waste an entire page upon the proper mode of forming a Greek name for Iodine. (It is quite evident, en passant, that he knows nothing of Greek). And, in his lectures, though people came to hear chemical facts, they were entertained half their time with passages of his own poetry; the most stupid things conceivablewhich he chaunted forth with unwearied throat, and immeasurable ears gaping for a tribute of applause, at the end of each putrid morceau.

Of his government of the Royal Society, it is not our intention here to speak, having an idea of over-hauling that learned body altogether some fine morning; and we may as well now put an end to our paper. Davy, the gentleman, is a HUMBUG OF THE AGE. If he

would forswear fine clothes, and fine company; if he would give up the notion of being a clever man in genteel society or polite conversation; if he would stick to his own particular profession, every body would rejoice in his talents, tempered, as they then would be, with modesty. As it is, he may believe us when we assure him, that Voltaire's complaint about Congreve is often repeated at his expense. Congreve sunk the author when Voltaire called to see him, and did the gentleman. The Frenchman was displeased, and very justly said, “If Mr. Congreve were no more than a gentleman, he should not have been troubled with my visit." So say we of Davy. If his merit only lay in wearing a green gold-bespangled velvet waistcoat in a blue-stocking party, he would not be troubled with this paper. We should have thought as little about him as we do of one of his nonsensical ship-models, which he keeps floating in stinking salt-water, in Somerset-House, to the great dissatisfaction of the nasal organs in their neighbourhood. The people there call the reservoir in which they are, Numps's pond-we should prefer styling it Davy's locker; and there, or in the more ample reservoir which goes by that name among our tars, might repose, for aught we care, the person of Sir Humphrey the gentleman. would not so easily part with Sir Humprey the chemist, and are not without hopes that this paper will do him some essential service.

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Farewell then, Mr. P. R. S. Next for a man of note. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the honour of announcing to your consideration, for October, BISHOP, THE Composer.

HYDROPHOBIA.

"Nay, Robert, 'tis true, 'tis a dangerous time,

Many folks have been bitten. I tell you I know it,

Have gone mad-lost their brains without reason or rhyme;" "Gone mad-pray, dear Timothy, how do they show it?"

"Why, first, they great hatred of water display;"

"Stop, Tim-for if that proves one's senses are undone,

Get a waistcoat for me, without further delay,

For, in that case, no mortal is madder in London!"

TO THE EDITOR OF THE JOIN BULL.

MR. JOHN BULL, LAST month, it seems, you were shorn of some verses, through the interposition of the Devil. By way of making you the amende honorable, he now transmits you a few, through the medium of his upper-secretary, Your obedient,

CLAW CLOVEnquill.

Should his Infernal Majesty be deemed no better than other Royal Poets, you will be obliging enough to return his MS. by post-making use of your grate as a letter-box. N.B. Your kitchen-grate, for it is summer-time on earth-if I mistake not, about your latitude.

EXTRACT FROM A POEM,

Which will not be printed entire.-1823.

DIABOLUS LOQUITUR.

44.

THE bard whose fingers wield that mighty pen,
Of which, in stanza forty-three, I spake;
Is one whose spirit walk'd awhile with men,
But swell'd with indignation till it brake.
Cleft is the yew that makes the stoutest bows,
And satires dart the riv'n heart fleetliest throws.

45.

And his, whose first thoughts met the critic's frown,
In riper years hurl'd back each envious taunt;
Mingling such venom as his foes had shewn,

With sweets that all but he must ever want:
His keenest sarcasms flatter while they satirize,*
Like dead sea-apples, or mask'd goodly batteries.

46.

Even as the scent of India's perfumed grass,
The vigor of his mind came forth-by crushing;
And thus in many things it comes to pass,

The diamond's lustre is brought out by brushing,
And if you ne'er had struck the stubborn flint,
Would you have ever known a spark was in't?

47.

Another case is this, for boys who love

Vice more than Virgil, holidays than Horace,
And think that every science but "the glove,"

Or naked "bunch of fives," a deuced bore is,
There's nought like birch, unless their flanks are iron,
Like mine; but I'm forgetting Baron Byron.

48.

And though I thought it proper to adduce
As many relevancies as I could,

With moderate brevity, to shew the use

Of mental, and of corporal thumps, I should

Not spread my paint too thickly, lest it crack;

The load of proof breaks many a doctrine's back.

At least the sufferers appear to think so; for example, the title "Maudlin Prince of Mournful Sonnetteers," has been triumphantly quoted in the advertisements, announcing a recent edition of Bowles's sonnets. This is making "increment of every thing" with a vengeance.

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57.

Tis a strange trade they drive, who live by shewing
The world their souls, to make their bodies thrive;
Their brain the die that stamps the paper coin

By which they're doomed at once to starve and live,
Spinning, like spiders, from their own warm breasts,
The web that fills their mouths, and builds their nests!

58.

Most wonderful it seems, that man can catch
The wing'd thought, and bind it to his page
Eternal captive there! It is to watch

That momentary flash, amidst the rage
Of summer tempests darting through the air,
And on the canvass fix its wand'ring glare.

59.

Yet, literally this is almost done

By Martin ;-not the wight who deals in blacking,
Though sure the brightest lightning that e'er shone,
Compared to that, in lustre, would be lacking;
And none will doubt that I'm a judge of black,
Remembering I've it always on my back.

60.

No; tis the painter Martin that I mean;

That heavenly tint he throws appears collected
From all that bright on earth, mingling the sheen
Of arms, of starlight on the wave reflected;
Of sunset windows, forest-tops, and spires,
To make his touches all the eye desires.

61.

But I am wondering at man's puny doing,

Like a mere mortal! and it always happens so,
When the mind's eye one object is pursuing,

It takes a most miraculous size and shape, and so
Seems to the microscopic view much greater,
Than all that's really vast in art or nature.

FINE ARTS.

No. II.-On the Influence of Mythology.

THE mystery which so constantly involves every important movement and circumstance of human destiny, is the origin of the singular train of feelings and fancies usually referred to enthusiasm and superstition. These are all closely interwoven with our hopes and our fears of future good or future evil, awakened, in the first instance, by the mysterious events and phenomena with which we are connected from infancy and boyhood. No event, indeed, -no circumstance,-no phenomenon, ever takes place in nature, which, if it be examined and thought about, will fail to produce wonder how it has taken place, and by what unseen machinery

it has been produced. The observation, that man cannot of himself produce such events and phenomena, must be made very early by the rudest and most unthinking savage; and, the instant such an observation is made, the fancy must be awakened and inspired to picture its shadowy conjectures in the semblance of reality. The process thus begun, and afterwards followed up by successive generations, may be supposed to be the origin of the fanciful systems of superstition and mythology, which have from time to time originated in different and distant nations.

Whether we are right in this deduction, we cannot prove, as all our rea

sonings from our own feelings or our own speculations, must, when applied to savage life, be at best only conjectural; and, in such cases as the present, we always reason from our own Botions, whether we be aware of it or not. -But, however such feelings and opinions originated, we are certain that they are universally diffused, and, of course, must have an equally universal interest and influence, and must give a colouring and a character to all the pursuits and all the modes of thinking which prevail among men. We know, from historical fact, that this is so we know, that, in all ages and nations, the reigning mythology has stamped its character on manners, on government, and on the feelings; and given an aspect of grandeur or of awful mystery to almost every national event, and almost every individual movement,

This is the point where some modern critics of high authority have made their stand, to show that the superstiti ous systems of the heathen world were alone fitted for all the grand and magnificent displays of human superiority in the regions of taste and fancy; while christianity, by dispelling the darkness of superstition, has frozen up and blasted all the fair promises of modern genius, has left the ancients the undisputed masters of every talent and every excellence, and has made it impossible for a modern poet, or a modern painter, to do more than an infant could have done when the ancient mythology reigned in all its glory, and in all the splendid magnificence of its wild and its lofty conceptions.

Now, it is asserted, all this has been swept away by the plain realities of christianity, and the vision of Olympus, and its celestial population of Gods and Demi-Gods, is no more ;-and the rays of their divinity have been bedimmed and darkened by the dazzling light of our religion, and in the blaze, all the fire of genius has also been outshone. For poetry has ceased to come upon us with the fire of its former inspirations; and painting has been tamed down to soberness and reality, and charms us no more with the heavenly freshness which breathed from the canvass of Zeuxis and Apelles; and architecture is now heavy and deformed, and taste

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less-a ludicrous and jarring mixture of barbarism and beauty-the result of an impossible effort to conjoin the light, tasteful, and harmonious style of antiquity with the rude, Gothic taste which has now been entailed on genius in every department of the Fine Arts.*

Now, there is no splendid mythology in credit and in belief, from which to derive the machinery of an epic poem or the interest of a drama, no, not even to give fire to an ode, or to cast an elysian air over a pastoral. Now, allegory is for ever destroyed, for the religion on which it rested has vanished from our belief; and the painter or the statuary, who dreams of obtaining fame by allegory, is the dupe of a vision which he can never realize; for nobody will now give a moment's credit to such fictions as pretend to represent the genius of a nation or of a river, or to embody in female forms the virtues or the vices of human nature. The modern painter tries in vain to be great or sublime. He cannot introduce the Gods of antiquity without producing what is tame and uncredited. Christianity curbs and hems him in wherever he tries to advance; and its truths and its realities look coldly and unwelcomely on all his creations of fancy, and blast every vigorous and luxuriant scion of his rising genius.

Now, the architect has no longer to contrive the graceful porticos of a temple, uncontaminated with Gothic arches and Gothic bas-reliefs, and all the trumpery of towers and turrets, and colonnades in solemn mimickry of foresttrees, bedizened with fantastic carvings in wood and stone, and with other symbols of folly and of tastelessness.

Now

the architect must become a mere builder, and must lower his genius to the contrivance of vulgar rows of windows, --which may indeed be useful enough to admit light, but are monstrous corruptions of the simplicity of the ancient temples.+

All this corruption, it is asserted, is plainly chargeable on our religion, which is the very bane of genius-the deadening draught which makes the heart beat languidly,-checks the dance of the spirits, and unfeathers the wing of fancy the instant she tries to ascend or to soar. A man of genius, therefore,

* See Brewster's Encyclopædia. Art. CIVIL ARCHITECTURE. + Brewster's Encycl. Art. CIVIL ARCHITECTURE.

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