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boarding and keeping, we learned that when the patients are sent from private families, the charge is from six to twelve hundred francs; but when sent from public charities, it is no more than two or three hundred francs per annum. The magistrates of Brussels maintain a superintendent at Gheel, whose office it is to take care that justice be done to their patients. He has an inspector under him, who examines strictly into particular cases, and these officers, with two physicians, form a commission of superintendence for the patients of both Brussels and Malines. Several of these gentlemen, to whom we were introduced, were extremely polite in giving us every information respecting their singular establishment.

The maniacs who are sent to Gheel. are for the most part incurable, or are brought to try the miraculous powers of the shrine of St. Nymphna. Among the most prevalent causes of mental derangement, the usual enumeration was made to us of religious despondence and melancholy; unsuccessful and deluded ambition; disappointments in love; and domestic misfortunes-of all which, the most dreadful cases, and those the most hopeless of cure, arise from religious causes. We observed one singularlooking being with long, lank, black hair hanging down to his shoulders, his

hands folded on his breast, and his sunk. eye fixed on the ground: who, at times, broke out into loud ebullitions of mirth and singing. On inquiring into his history, we found that he was persuaded his future condemnation was unalterably fixed, and he was a hopeless reprobate who could not expect mercy; though his devotion was such that he praised God for his goodness in thinking him worthy to be condemned to eternal punishment. It reminded us of Tobias Swinden's wild opinion, that the sun was hell, and that its light being caused by the burning of the wicked, God was glorified in their punishment. Suicides are very rare: thirty years ago a patient cut his throat in the church, during the nine day's ceremony for his cure. The mortality among the patients is a little more than that of the other inhabitants; but the females, in particular, are subject to a diarrhoea, which often proves fatal. When their mental alienation is intermittent, it is frequently cured, when the patient can be induced, during the sane intervals, to engage in rural labours. It is a singular fact, indeed, that more cures take place in the suburbs than in the town, though in the former the patients are worse treated. These last two years the number of patients has been about 400..

M. S.

ON ENGLISH MANNERS. [Concluded from p. 190.]

THE Salique law in France prevented women from sitting on the throne, but it did not prevent them from making a tool of its occupant, for the accomplishment of always the most selfish, and of ten the most ridiculous, purposes. In a comparatively free government, on the other hand, and especially where there is any thing like a free press, the intrigues which give women the supreme power are exposed 'ere they be ripened.

Those circumstances necessarily influence the education and habits of the English lady. Trained up for enjoying the society of her own sex, she is more mild and soft in her manners than the females of any other country; and, though she be less calculated for being the companion of man in his thoughts and his schemes, she is not, upon that account, the less lovely or desirable.

It has been said, that, 66 an Italian lady will inspire you; and a French one will amuse you; but an English one will love you." This is true; not that each has the quality alleged, and wants the other, but that each is marked by her predominant character.

The separation of the sexes in their youth, the modes of education, and the slender hopes that English ladies have from political intrigue, produce a certain censoriousness and disposition to pick holes in the character of their own sex, which is not found in such intensity any where else. This does not, of course, apply to the very highest classes of society. Among such, the national character, whatever it may be, is never found to be strongly marked. Courtiers and court nobles are, like kings and priests, of the same family all over the world; and locality in situa

tion, manners, or politics, has much less influence upon them than upon the other classes of society. In England, however, persons of this class have a much less distinct character than in other countries. The influence of wealth is continually raising individuals, through all the gradations of rank, up to the peerage; and the reaction, of the same cause, is as constantly bringing down the old families, and forcing them either to become the debtors of plebeian money-lenders, or put their noble hands to some sort of work. Those circumstances stamp upon the English nobility a very considerable portion of that want of character, which distinguishes the males, and of those peculiarities which distinguish the females.

As English ladies are much more educated for the society of each other, and disposed to give one another the benefit of advice, so they are much more intolerant of each other's frailties, than those of any other nation whatever. The education and habits do not necessarily lessen the tendency to become frail; but they throw an almost inseparable bar in the way of those who have once erred. This, again, makes the distinction between those who have been known to err, and those who have not been known to err, much more striking than it is any where else; and, if this does not operate in preserving the virtue of the former, it, at least, entails upon the latter a greater depth and hopelessness of misery and suffering than in any other country; and while England makes a public boast of the purity and elegance of those of her daughters who have not erred, she might, if she chose, boast equally of the numbers of the very flower of her daughters whom re

lentless custom has consigned to infamy and ruin, upon grounds in which there are more of tenderness than of turpitude,- -more to pity, and even to admire, than to punish. It seems, however, to be the nature of all peculiarly rigid systems, whether of manners or of religion, to produce saints who are pure in proportion to the numbers of the inevitably damned, from among whom they are elected.

The vengeance of the infallible is not the only flaming sword which keeps the erring from the path that leads back to honourable life. For when the error is committed by a married lady, when she has, perhaps, after a forced marriage with a man she hated, and after years of misery and neglect, felt the return of a tenderness which the brutal conduct of her lord had extinguished, and, in an unguarded hour, (very much, haply, to the said lord's joy) eloped with another; there the law allows him to follow her still, to record her error upon the pages of every journal in the kingdom; and, by harassing the paramour with a fine, do what in it lies to get her ill-treated at the hands of him who, in the unfortunate turnings-up of chance, has become her only protector and her only friend. No conduct can be either more cruel or more absurd than this: If the husband feels any loss at all, from the departure of his wife, it is a loss which money can in no way make up; and, as that money can have no effect upon the lady, unless it be to procure ill-usage for her, it can answer no purpose but to proclaim the mean and mercenary disposition of him, at whose instance, in whose name, and for whose emolument, it is sued for and recovered.

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VOL. I.

This mortal-all immortal in his thought,
Demands" what's in a name"-and deems a rose
By other title would as soon be bought

In Covent Garden, for the daintiest nose,
And please as well-so it were beauty fraught,
The most fastidious of our city beaux;
Though its cognomen in the world's opinion
Was plain as cabbage, and as coarse as
But 'tis quite different now in modern schools,
The age such homely notions won't endure;
With it the old ones were a pack of fools-

A prosy set, and humble as demure :
We work with very different sort of tools.

"inion."

When we've to chisel out a signature-
The famous Richard Smith, and old John Brown,
Are now no longer on the alter'd town.
Perhaps you wish examples, my friend John?
I don't mean you, good-natur'd Editor,
But John, the public, who, when put upon
The trail of curiosity, will stir

And fluster, like a Turkish don,

When flash'd upon him Grecian scimitar:
Well, dearest public, as I love thy grin,

I'll whet the whistle first, and then begin.

John, thou hast read, I know by hook or crook--
(For if thy pocket would not stand the pay,
Thou hast begg'd, borrow'd, or e'en stole the book-
Aye stole, for I did lose one in that way),

Tales of my Landlord-(which so deftly took

The town's ear, and the country's in its way)

Thou hast read these, friend John, and know the chiel

That is their Author, set this crying ill.

Old Jedediah Cleishbottom!-alack!

That ever Scott should march in masquerade,

It puts one's very feelings on the rack,

To see a giant start a pigmy trade;

A trade soon follow'd by as strange a pack

As e'er, on common sense, tried escalade-
Upon my life it is beyond a joke

When e'en Sir Walter keeps his "pig in poke."

But to be sure his other-incog. name,

This one, by which he gulls full half the world,
Is but a plain one-so our honest flame

Of passion shall on dandier cheats be hurl'd,
Thorough-bred foplings, who do fight for fame

Under the false flags they lately have unfurl'd,
There are a hundred such-some old, some new,
And (as the birds are scarce) I'll bag a few.

In magazines-fine covers they've indeed

To harbour game for sportsmen like to me,
Such as do flutter, an extensive breed,
Among their leaves in bowery mystery;

Yes, these afford a pretty decent feed

For this same prating peacock-dress'd new fry;
But, bring them down, and cut their comb and claws,
And roast them soundly, you shall find them daws.

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November, 1824.

Then Geoffrey Crayon 'tis a title vile

To cheat the cockneys, and to gather pence,
But helps no jot the lame dog o'er the style,
Nor gives one pennyweight of consequence.
Besides, it keeps ear-promise for awhile,
Only anon to break it to the sense;
Irving is better far-for with much talk
He only paints at best with common chalk.
The opium-eater-pshaw, we'll pass him by,
And all his dose of strange intoxication,
I'll wager odds enough he'll never cry

His nostrums more to fuddle half the nation;
Good Mr. Bull, you've work'd him mightily,

And physic'd humbug in a proper ration;
In fact, young chap, you should be dubbed D. D.
For your prescription written for De Quincy,
Elia's a humbug which the London crams

Adown our throats, or throws into our face,
As if we did not know those things were Lambe's
Which, e'en to dull companionship, adds grace:
Knight's Quarterly is full of such queer shams,
Though there they slap on at a pretty pace,
Sealey and Blunt, that town will never shun
Which gave their smart Etonian such a run.
Campbell and Co.-but, hark! the dinner chime,
Alarum sweet to merriment and cheer,
Bids me to tell the rest another time,

So close pro-tem., dear John, your raptur'd ear;
Hazlett, the doleful-Horace Smith, the mime,

All shall be well remember'd, never fear;

So farewell now-to wait I were a sinner,
For there's no humbug in a well-dress'd dinner.

J. S. F.

LETTERS FROM JEREMY BLINKINSOP TO TIMOTHY FORTESCUE, ESQ.

DEAR TIM,

No. 11.

I AM glad you liked my last letter, and continue my correspondence in furtherance to your wishes. I dined the other day at a bachelor's party, given by our friend Bob Turner, and amongst the "choice spirits," for it was intended to be 66

a roaring bout," were two clergymen, the one a fox-hunter and a whip, the other a professed wit. From the one, by way of conversation, we got nothing but a tissue of slang phrases, "towel a drag," "roads run woolly;" "working a church;" and speaking of a clergyman, who had lately lost an election to a living, where he had been some time curate, he observed, "that it was very hard the poor fellow should be pushed off the box, when he had driven that road so long." The other maintained his old fame of being a wit, by a succession of smutty tales, and

coarse jokes. Now, Tim, you know well enough that I am neither a saint, nor a Joseph, but with all my levity and folly, I cannot endure to see a man crack a joke with his foot in the pulpit, or descend so far from the austerity and propriety of the character he professes, as to reduce himself to a level with any coal-heaver, cobbler, or tinker, whom he may happen to meet with; and I expressed my feelings and sentiments pretty freely on the subject. And how do you think my philippics were answered? by being called a whig, a radical, a jacobin. And this is the cant of the day! these are the slanders which are thrown in the teeth of every individual who has the spirit to raise his finger against the vices of the cloth, that they are enemies to their government, and maliciously endeavour to bring discredit upon the church, which,

say these gentlemen of the tender conscience, is the first step towards confusion-anarchy-rebellion! But this hue and cry, like that raised by the wild Indians, when on the point of rushing to the attack, has had its effect-it has either damped the spirit of those who were drawing out their batteries in defence of truth and justice, so as to deter them from the contest; or it has rendered their shock too weak to produce any lasting impression. There is a set of people, and they, perhaps, form the larger part of the community, a very good, plain, pains-taking sort of beings, but whose pockets withall weigh heavier than their heads, who have been bred up, from their early years, in a sort of superstitious veneration for the clergy, and who consider every syllable breathed against their spiritual pastors as so many pounds weight in the scale, which is hereafter to decide upon their everlasting weal or woe. Upon such persons the cant about church and state has produced, as your doctor would say, the desired effect. But the world is now, or, at least, ought to be, too old to be terrified at such bugbears. This was all very well in those good days of yore, when a happy sinner would purchase absolution and remission for a pound of farthing rushlights-when a man's conscience was troubled within him, at the sight of a sheet of foolscap, (for they did not use Bath-post in those days) scrawled all over with denunciations, anathemas, and the Lord knows what, yclept a "Bull." This was all very

well when men walked about with their eyes shut, and ran against every post in their way with their eyes openit was a mutual benefit to the priest and layman-the former knew it to be his policy to keep the other from prying into his secrets; and the latter, from his ignorance, reaped the advantage of an easy conscience. But the days of chivalry are gone!"-men boast of being freed from the shackles of religious trickery but are they?-is not the same policy still preserved among the clergy?—and is not the world just as much duped by it as it was heretofore? If not, what means all this outcry? Why is one body of the state to be exempt from that scrutiny to which all others, high and low, are subjected? If their motives, principles, and actions are as pure as they would have them

appear to be, they would rather court than check inquiry-and this inquiry, so far from bringing the church into disrepute, and subverting the government, would combine and strengthen both. The priest is not now a distinct member-he is just as much a smatterer in politics as in theology-perhaps more so he is no longer a private, but a public character. Your bishops may sit in the house of lords-and do upon occasions; and your country parson is nine times out of ten a magistrate. Whether this is right or wrong I do not intend to discuss-my reason for mentioning it was merely a tacit mode of implying, that when a man thrusts himself into notice, and quits his obscurity, he has no right to grumble at the discants which are made upon him, but must expect to receive censure for his actions if they are incorrect, as well as praise if they are praise-worthy. To wind up this long preamble, let me say then that the church, either as a body, or as individuals, have no more reason to be exempt from public remarks, than any other set of men. Suppose, my dear fellow, because John Bull ridiculed Sir H. Davy's foppery, that the chemists were to charge him with disaffection to the reigning power, and establish their imputation upon similar grounds to those used by the clergy-that he wished to throw disrepute upon chemistry—and what would be the result?-why, no one would buy drugs-and then his majesty, or the privy-council, could not have a "black dose," when they happened to be disordered-they must die-and John's paper on Sir Humphrey was evident treason. Suppose the lawyers were to pursue the same plan-suppose Brougham, upon any censure which appeared in print on any gentleman of the longrobe, were to use the following argument-"This attack, my lord, is clearly and palpably put forth for no other purpose than to aid and abet anarchy and confusion-the aim is to throw a slur over the members of the bar, in the hopes that no one will place a brief in their hands-the issue will be, that the laws will fall into disuse-every thing will be done with violencemight will overcome right-and what are we then to expect but rapine, bloodshed, violence, and chaotic confusion?" "Spectatum admissi risum teneatis, amici.›

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