her they are the better for their simpleness; That they take place, when virtue's steely bones she derives her honesty, and achieves her good- Look bleak in the cold wind: withal, full oft Hel. But he assails; and our virginity, though Laf. Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead, excessive grief the enemy to the liv-valiant in the defence, yet is weak: unfold to us ing. Count. If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess makes it soon mortal. Ber. Madam, I desire your holy wishes. In manners, as in shape! thy blood and virtue, That thee may furnish, and my prayers pluck down, Fall on thy head! Farewell.-My lord, Laf. He cannot want the best Count. Heaven bless him!-Farewell, Bertram. [Exit COUNTESS. Ber. The best wishes, that can be forged in your thoughts, [To HELENA] be servants to you ! Be comfortable to my mother, your mistress, and make much of her. Laf. Farewell, pretty lady: You must hold the credit of your father. [Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU. Hel. Oh! were that all!-I think not on my father; And these great tears grace his remembrance more Than those I shed for him. What was he like? a To see him every hour; to sit and draw Enter PAROLLES. One that goes with him: I love him for his sake; some warlike resistance. Par. There is none; man, sitting down before you, will undermine you, and blow you up. Hel. Bless our poor virginity from underminers and blowers up!-Is there no military policy, how virgins might blow up men ? Par. Virginity, being blown down, man will quicklier be blown up: marry, in blowing him down again, with the breach yourselves made, you lose your city. It is not politic in the coinmonwealth of nature, to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational increase; and there was never virgin got, till virginity was first lost. That, you were made of, is metal to make virgins. Virginity, by being once lost, may be ten times found: by being ever kept, it is ever lost : 'tis too cold a companion; away with it. Hel. I will stand for't a little, though therefore I die a virgin. Par. There's little can be said in't; 'tis against the rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity, is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience. He, that hangs himself, is a virgin virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of selflove, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't: Out with't; within ten years it will make itself ten, which is a goodly increase; and the princi pal itself not much the worse: Away with't. Hel. How might one do, Sir, to lose it to her own king? Par. Let me see: Marry, ill, to like him that ne'er it likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, the less worth: off with't, while 'tis vendible; answer the time of request. Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of fashion; richly suited, but unsuitable: just like the brooch and tooth-pick, which wear not now: Your date is better in your pie and your porridge, than in your cheek: And your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears; it looks ill, it eats dryly; marry, 'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better; marry, yet, 'tis a withered pear: Will you any thing with it? Hel. Not my virginity yet. There shall your master have a thousand loves, • Her excellencies are the better because they are That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall be- artless. I know not what he shall :-God send him well! The court's a learning-place ;—and he is one-Par. What one, i'faith? A quibble on date, which means age, and candied fruit. Par. Under Mars, I. Hel. I especially think, under Mars. Hel. The wars have so kept you under, that you must needs be born under Mars. Par. When he was predominant. Hel. When he was retrograde, I think, rather. Hel. You go so much backward, when you fight. Par. That's for advantage. Hel. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: But the composition, that your valour and fear makes in you, is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well. Par. I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee acutely I will return perfect courtier; in the which, my instruction shall serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's counsel, and understand what advice shall thrust upon thee; else thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance makes thee away: farewell. When thou hast leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast none, remember thy friends: get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee: so farewell. [Exit. Hel. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky Gives us free scope; only, doth backward pull Our slow designs, when we ourselves are dull. What power is it, which mounts my love so bigh; That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye? What bath been cannot be: Who ever strove Palace. 1 Lord. His love and wisdom, Approv'd so to your majesty, may plead For amplest credence. King. He hath arm'd our answer, And Florence is denied before he comes : Yet, for our gentlemen, that mean to see The Tuscan service, freely have they leave To stand on either part. 2 Lord. It may well serve A nursery to our gentry, who are sick King. What's he comes here ? Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES. 1 Lord. It is the count Rousillon, my good Young Bertram. {lord, King. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral parts May'st thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris. now, me As when thy father, and myself, in friendship In their poor praise he humbled: Such a man Ber. His good remembrance, Sir, King. 'Would, I were with him! He would always say, (Methinks, I hear him now; his plausive words are Flourish of Cornets. Enter the KING OF FRANCE, with letters; LORDS and others Mere fathers of their garments ; § whose conattending. King. The Florentines and Senoys are by the ears; Have fought with equal fortune, and continue 1 Lord. So 'tis reported, Sir. King. Nay, 'tis most credible; we here receive it A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria, • I.e. And show by realities what we now must only think. + I. c. Thou wilt comprehend it. Things formed by nature for each other. The citizens of the small republic of which Sienna is the capital. stancies Expire before their fashions:-This he wish'd. 1, after him, do after him wish too, Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home, I quickly were dissolved from my hive, To give some labourers room. 2 Lord. You are lov'd, Sir; They, that least end it you, shall lack you first. Lend me an arm; the rest have worn me out Ber. Thank your majesty. [Exeunt. Flourish. SCENE 111.-Rousillon.-A Room in the Enter COUNTESS, STEWARD, and CLOWN. * Count. I will now hear: what say you of this gentlewoman? Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I wish might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish them. Count. What does this knave here! Get you gone, sirrah: The complaints, I have heard of you, I do not all believe; 'tis my slowness, that I do not for, I know, you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours. Clo. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow. Count. Well, Sir. Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well, that I am poor; though many of the rich are damned: But, if I may have your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may. Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar? Clo. In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no heritage and I think I shall never have the blessing of God, till I have issue of my body; for, they say, bearns are blessings. Count. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry. Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it; I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go, that the devil drives. Count. Is this all your worship's reason? Clo. Faith, madain, I have other holy reasons, such as they are. Count. Get you gone, Sir; I'll talk with you more anon. Stew. May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to you; of her I am to speak. Count. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would Was this king Priam's joy? And gave this sentence then; Count. What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah. Clo. One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying o' the song: 'Would God would serve the world so all the year! we'd find no fault with the tythe-woman, if I were the parson: One in ten, quoth a'! an we might have a good woman born but every blazing star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well; a mau may draw his heart out, ere he pluck one. Count. You'll be gone, Sir knave, and do as I cominaud you? Clo. That man should be at woman's command, and yet, no hurt done !-Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt: it will wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart. I am going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither. [Exit CLOWN. Count. Well, now. Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely. Count. Faith, I do her father bequeathed her to me and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds: there is more owing her, than is paid; and more shall be paid her, than she'll demand. Count. May the world know them? Clo. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh and blood are; and indeed, I do marry that I may repent. Count. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wicked-to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for ness. Clo. I am out of friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake. Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her than, I think, she wished me alone she was and did communicate to herself, her own words her, they touched not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son; Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such difference betwixt their two estates; Love, no god, that would not extend his might, only where. qualities were level; Diana, no queen of virgine, that would suffer her poor knight to be surprised, without rescue, in the first assault, or rausom afterward: This she delivered in the most bitter touch of sorrow, that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in which I held my duty, speedily to acquaint you withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you something to know it. Count. Such friends are thine enemies, knave. Clo. You are shallow, madam; e'en great friends; for the knaves come to do that for me, which I am a-weary of. He, that ears my land, spares my team, and gives me leave to inn the crop if I be his cuckold, he's my drudge He, that comforts my wife, is the cherisher of my flesh and blood, he that cherishes my flesh and blood, loves my flesh and blood; he, that loves my flesh and blood, is my friend: ergo, he that kisses my wife, is my friend. If men could be contented to be what they are, there Count. You have discharged this honestly; were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon keep it to yourself: many likelihoods informed the puritan, and old Poysam the papist, how-me of this before, which hung so tottering in soe'er their hearts are severed in religion, their heads are both one, they may joll horns together, like any deer i'the herd. Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave? Clo. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next way: ** For I the ballad will repeat, Licensed jesters were formerly maintained by every Ploughs. 1 To be married. the balance, that I could neither believe, nor misdoubt: Pray you leave me: stall this in your bosom, and I thank you for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon. Enter HELENA. [Exit STEWARD. Hel. Then, I confess, It is the show and seal of nature's truth, youth: By our remembrances of days foregone, Such were our faults;-or then we thought them none. Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now. Hel. What is your pleasure, madam? Count. You know, Helen, I am a mother to you. Hel. Mine honourable mistress. Count. Nay, a mother; Why not a mother? When I said a mother, Methought you saw a serpent: What's a mother, That you start at it? I say, I am your mother; That were enwombed mine: 'Tis often seen, Count. I say, I am your mother. The count Rousillon cannot be my brother. Count. Nor I your mother? Hel. You are my mother, madam; 'Would you were (So that my lord, your son, were not brother,) mothers, Indeed, my mother!-or were you both my our I care no more for, than I do for heaven, God shield, you mean it not! daughter, and mother, So strive upon your pulse: What, pale again? My fear hath catch'd your fondness: Now I see The mystery of your loneliness, and find Your salt tears' head.‡ Now to all sense 'tis gross, You love my son; invention is asham'd, Hel. Good nadam, pardon me! Hel. Your pardon, noble mistress ! Hel. Do not you love him, madam? Count. Go not about; my love hath in't a bond, Whereof the world takes note: come, come, disclose The state of your affection; for your passions Have to the full appeach'd. 1. e. I care as much for: I wish it equally. ↑ Contend. The source, the cause of your grief. According to their nature. Be not offended; for it hurts not him, By any token of presumptuous suit; Nor would I have him, till I do deserve him; The sun, that looks upon his worshipper 4 Let not your hate encounter with my love, To her, whose state is such, that cannot choose To go to Paris? Hel. Madam, I had. Count. Wherefore? tell true. Hel. I will tell truth; by grace itself, I swear. You know my father left me some prescrip. tions Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading, There is a remedy, approv'd, set down, Count. This was your motive Hel. My lord, your son made me to think of this; Else Paris, and the medicine, and the king, Means and attendants, and my loving greetings ACT II. SCENE 1.-Paris.-A Room in the King's Palace. Flourish. Enter KING, with young LORDS, taking leave for the Florentine war; BERTRAM, PAROLLES, and Attendants. King. Farewell, young lord, these warlike principles Do not throw from you:-And you, my lord, farewell; Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain all, 1 Lord. It is our hope, Sir, After well-enter'd soldiers, to return King. No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart Will not confess he owes the malady That doth my life besiege. Farewell, lords; young kiu. Good sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals:-You shall find in the regiment of the Spinii, one captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword entrenched it: say to him, I live; and observe his reports for me. 2 Lord. We shall, noble captain. Par. Mars dote on you for his novices! [Exeunt LORDS.] What will you do?' Ber. Stay; the king-- [Seeing him rise. Par. Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble lords; you have restrained yourself within the list of too cold an adieu: be more expressive to them; for they wear themselves in the cap of the time, there, do muster true gait, t eat, speak, and move auder the influence of the most received star; and though the devil lead the measure, such are to be followed: after them, and take a more dilated farewell. Ber. And I will do so. Par. Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy swordinen. [Exeunt BERTRAM and PAROLLES. Laf. Oh! will you eat No grapes, my royal fox? yes, but you will, Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary, ¶ With sprightly fire and motion; whose simple touch Is powerful to araise king Pepin, nay, King. What her is this? Laf. Why, doctor she: My lord, there's one arriv'd, If you will see her, now, by my faith and honour, If seriously I may convey my thoughts Wisdom, and constancy, hath amazed me more |