He was handsome,—and might have been thirty or more ; The garb of a Taoist he tastefully wore ; His kind manner soon put her quite at her ease, So she answered demurely, "Listen, Sir, if you please, 66 My husband, alas! whom I now (sob, sob) mourn, A short time since (sob) to this grave (sob) was borne ; And (sob) he lies buried in this (seb, sob) grave.” (Here she bitterly wept.) "Ere my (sob) husband died, He called me (sob) once more (sob, sob) to his side, And grasping my (sob),—with his dying lips said, 'When I'm gone (sob, sob) promise (sob) never to wed, Till the mould is (sob) dry on the top of my grave.' "I come hither daily to (sob) and to weep, For the promise I gave (sob) I'll faithfully keep, I'll not wed till the mould is (sob) dry on his grave. I don't want to marry again (sob) I'm sure, But poverty (sob) is so hard to endure, And, oh! I'm so lonely, that I come (sob) to try Hearing this, Chuang exclaimed, " Madam, give me the fan. I'll willingly help you as much as I can In drying the mould on your poor husband's grave." She readily handed the fan up to Chuang, (Who in magic was skilled, -as he proved before long) For he muttered some words in a low under-tone, Flicked the fan, and the grave was as dry as a bone; "There," said he, "the mould's dry on the top of the grave." Joy plainly was seen on the poor woman's face, Till the mould was well dry on her poor husbana's grave?" THE WIFE TESTED. (SEQUEL TO "FANNING THE Grave.") On this curious grave-fanning scene At once told his wife where he'd been, His wife, when the tale she had heard, Screwed her brows up, and lengthened her face; word! "That woman," said she-"6 Beats all that is wicked and base!" 66 Oh," said Chuang, "what is it to us If she chooses to marry again? Don't let this talk worry you thus, Or cause you a moment of pain. What may happen there's no one can tell,— But I should quite satisfied be Were you to do equally well, If anything happened to me." His wife cried, "I'd have you to know Do you think I could sink down so low Till death I'd your memory mourn, As 'twas said once before, Chuang in magical lore Was skilled, so he thought he would test her ; And with consummate skill, He feigned to be ill: In lugubrious tones thus addressed her : "My love, smooth that brow, Let us have no more row, What I just said was only in frolic; But, oh! (here he winced,) Ai ya ! I'm convinced I've got a slight touch of the colic." He groaned himself hoarse His wife too, of course, As in duty bound, burst out a crying; "Fetch a doctor, my dear, For I feel deuced queer ; I'm blest, if I don't think I'm dying!" She went off in a crack, And a doctor brought back : They found poor Chuang kicking and sprawling ; As he writhed on the floor, Sweat streamed from each pore, And his groans they were truly appalling. Bolus looked at the case, Pulled a very long face,— Said he while a strong draught he gave him, "Let me do what I will, He's beyond earthly skill, All the drugs in the world wouldn't save him." Chuang, at this rolled his eyes And his wife's bitter cries When she heard it were truly heart-rending; Chuang gave a slight shrug, For he knew she was only pretending. |