LXXXIX. On Fondness for Animals. Inftances of it in a Vifit to a Lady. Abfurdity of providing for Animals by Will xc. On Genius and Application. Hare and Tortoife, a Fable XCI. Letter containing the Character of a Notable Wife XCII. On Drinking. Characters of feveral Hard Drinkers. 210 XCI. Of the Lottery. Hiftory of feveral Adventurers, who got the XCIV. Mr. Town confidered in a Military Capacity. His Articles of News, XCVI. Letter, with a Scheme for a Literary Register-office XCVII. Of Hangers-on. Tuft hunters at Cambridge, a Species of them-An humbler Sort of Hangers-on.-Hangers-on in the XCVIII. Letter from an Husband, complaining of his Wife's exceffive XCIX. Letter, containing the Plan of a New Almanack for Perfons of Quality. Specimen of it, in Obfervations on the Month of c. Letter from a Hanger-on, with the Hiftory of his Life. His Depend- ance on a Nobleman in the Country-on a Gentleman from Ireland-on a Colonel of the Guards-on a Jew-and others ci. On the New Year. Emblematical Image of Janus explained-Moral CII. Letter, on Nobility. Vanity of Pedigrees. Story of a Nobleman and his Coachman in Hell. Pedigree of a Footman CIII. Letter from an Hufband, complaining of his Wife's exceffive Neat- Civ. On the Abufe of Words-Inftances of it in the Word Ruined.-- Characters of several, faid to be Ruined. Odd Applications of Cv. VOLUME THE FOURT H. ETTER from Mr. Village to Mr. Town, containing the CVI. On the Solemn Faft. Remarks on fome Laxities in the Obfervance cvII. Letter from Cantab. complaining of the too great Strefs laid on Mathematical Studies in that Univerfity. Letter from Michael CIX. On Vulgar Errors. Specimen of a Supplement to Sir Thomas Brown's Treatife. Refutation of the following Vulgar Errors- That a Maid cannot be with Child-That Gaming depends on Chance That Matrimony brings People together--That the Sabbath is a Day of Reft-That there is any fech Thing as an Old Woman-That the Gofpel is an Object of Belief cx. Letter, containing a Propofal to Tax all fashionable Vices and Amuse- ries, and French Servants-Kept Miftreffes, and Ladies of Plea- CXIII. On the Modern Tafte in adorning Gardens with the Statues of Pa- CXIV. On the Character of an Author. Meeting between Voltaire and cxv. Letter from Chriftopher Ironfide, an Old Bachelor, complaining of CXVI. On the Three Great Profeffions. Remarks on the other Profef- fions of—An Author-A Player—A Pimp—A Gamester— CXVII. The Temple of Ufury. A Vision CXVIII. History of the Birth and Family of Nonfenfe CXIX O Keeping a Secret. Characters of faithlefs Confidants count of a droll Accident occafioned by the Miftake of a Match- CXXII. A Dedication in a New Manner, containing a Panegyric on all cxxv. Letter from a Gentleman of Cambridge, introducing two Poems, CXXVII. Lecter, containing the Character of a Jealous Wife CXXVIII. Letter from Sir Aaron Humkin, complaining of his Lady's vio- CXXIX. Letter from Thomas Vainall, an Old Bachelor, defcribing him- felf and his Sycophants, and asking Advice concerning the Difpo- CXXXII. On Keeping Low Company. Character of Toby Bumper CXXXIV. Letter from Mr. Village, giving an Account of the present cxxxv.. The Cit's Country Box. A Poem CXXXVI. On the Knowledge of the World. Characters of Sir Harry CXXXVIII. On Converfation. The chief Pefts of Society pointed out. Those who converfe irrationally confidered as imitating the Lan- CXXXIX. Farewell Letter from Mr. Village, giving an Account of the Re- ception which The Connoiffeur has met with in the Country. Mr. Town's Reflections on the Reception he has met with in Lon- don, confidering himfelf in the Threefold Capacity of Connoisseur, CXL. Mr. Town's Farewell to the Public; containing a Lift of his Corre- fpondents, together with a full Account and Defcription of Him- THE CONNOISSEU R. VOLUME THE FIRST. N° I. THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1754. ORDINE GENTIS MORES, ET STUDIA, ET POPULOS, ET PRÆLIA DICAM. A rious a love of gain, low the example of the old Roman Cenfor, the first part of whose duty was to review the people, and diftribute them into their several divifions. I fhall therefore enter upon my office, by taking a cursory survey of what is usually called The Town. In this I fhall not confine myself to the exact method of a geographer, but carry the reader from one quarter to another, as it may fuit my convenience, or beft contribute to his entertainment. When a comedian, celebrated for his excellence in the part of Shylock, firft undertook that character, he made daily vifits to the centre of business, the 'Change and the adjacent coffee-houses; that by a frequent intercourfe and converfation with the unforeskinn'd race,' be might habituate himself to their air and deportment. A like defire of penetrating into the most secret springs of 'action in these people has often led Me there; but I was never more diverted than at Garraway's a few days before the drawing of the lottery. I not only ftrongly pictured in the faces of thofe who came to buy; but I remarked with no less delight, the many little artifices made ufe of to allure adventurers, as well as the vifible alterations in the looks of the fellers, according as the demand for tickets gave occafion to raise or lower their price. So deeply were the countenances of these bubble-brokers impreffed with an attention to the main chance, and their minds feemed fo dead to all other fenfations, that one might almost doubt, where money is out of the cafe, whether a few has eyes, hands, organs, dimenfions, fenfes, affections, paffions." From Garraway's it is but a fhort ftep to a gloomy clafs of mortals, not lefs intent on gain than the stock-jobber: I mean the difpenfers of life and death, who flock together, like birds of prey watching for carcafes, at Batfon's. I never enter this place, but it ferves as a memento mori to me. What a formal aflemblage of fable fuits, and tremendous perukes! I have often met here a molt intimate acquaintance, whom I have fcarce known again; a fprightly young fellow, with whoin have spent many a jolly hour; but being juft dubbed a graduate in phyfic, he has gained fuch an entire conqueit over the rifible mufcles, that he hardly vouchfafes at any time to fmile. I have heard him harangue, with all the oracular importance of a veteran, on the poffibility of Canning's fubfiiting for a whole month on a few bits of bread; and he is now preparing a treatise, in which will be fet forth a new and infallible method to prevent the spreading of the plague from France into England. Batfon's has been reckoned the feat of folemn ftupidity: yet is it not totally devoid of tafte and common fenfe. They have among them phyficians, who can cope with the most eminent lawyers or divines; and critics, who can relifh the fal volatile of a witty compofition, or determine how much fire is requifite to fublimate a tragedy fecundùm artem. Emerging from thefe difmal regions, I am glad to breathe the pure air in St. Paul's Coffee-houfe: where (as I profefs the highest veneration for our clergy) I cannot contemplate the magnificence of the cathedral without reflecting on the abject condition of thofe tatter'd crapes,' who are faid to ply here for an occafional burial or fermon, with the fame regularity as the happier drudges, who falute us with the cry of Coach, Sir,' or Chair, your honour.' And here my publifher would not forgive me, was I to leave the neigh. bourhood without taking notice of the Chapter Coffee-houfe, which is frequented by thofe encouragers of literature, and (as they are tiled by an eminent critic) not the worst judges of merit, the bookfellers.' The converfation here naturally turns upon the neweft publications; but their criticifms are fomewhat fingular. When they fay a good book, they do not mean to praife the file or fentiment, but the quick and extenfive fale of it. That book, in the phrafe of the CONGER, is beft, which fells molt: and if the demand for Quarles fhould be greater than for Pope, he would have the highest place on the rubric-poft. There are alfo many parts of every work liable to their reks, which fall not within the notice of lefs accurate obfervers. A few nights ago I faw one of thefe gentlemen take up a fermon, and after seeming to peruse it for fome time with great attention, he declared, it was very good English.* The reader will judge whether I was moft furprised or diverted, when I difcovered, that he was not commending the purity and elegance of the diction, but the beauty of the type; which, it feems, is known among the printers by that appellation. We must not, however, think the members of the CONGER ftrangers to the deeper parts of literature; for as carpenters, fmiths, masons, and all mechanics, fmell of the trade they labour at, book fellers take a peculiar turn from their connections with books and authors. The character of the bookfeller is commonly formed on the writers in his fervice. Thus one is a politician or a deift; another affects humour, or aims at turns of wit and repartee; while a third perhaps is grave, moral, and fententious. The Temple is the barrier that divides the city and fuburbs; and the gentlemen who refide there, feem influenced by the fituation of the place they inhabit. Templars are, in general, a kind of citizen-courtiers. They aim at the air and mien of the drawing-room; but the holiday fmartness of a prentice, heightened with fome additional touches of the rake or coxcomb, betrays itself in every thing they do. The Temple, however, is ftocked with it's peculiar beaux, wits, poets, critics, and every character in the gay world: and it is a thousand pities, that fo pretty a fociety fhould be disgraced with a few dull fellows, who can fubmit to puzzle themfelves with cafes and reports, and have not tafte enough to follow the genteel method of studying the law. I fhall now, like a true ftudent of the Temple, hurry from thence to Covent Garden, the acknowledged region of gallantry, wit, and criticism; and hope to be excufed for not stopping at George's in my way, as the Bedford affords a greater variety of nearly the fame chraracters. This coffee-houfe is every night crouded with men of parts. Almost every one you meet is a polite scholar and a wit. Jokes and bon mots are echoed from box to box; every branch of literature is critically examined, and the merit of every production of the prefs, or performance at the theatres, weighed and determined. This fchool (to which I am myself indebted for a great |