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No need of classing; each within its place,
The feeling finger in the dark can trace;
"First from the corner, furthest from the wall,"
Such all the rules, and they suffice for all.
Their pious works for Sunday's use are found;
Companions for that Bible newly bound;
That Bible, bought by sixpence weekly saved,
Has choicest prints by famous hands engraved;
Has choicest notes by many a famous head,
Such as to doubt have rustic readers led;
Have made them stop to reason why? and how?
And where they once agreed, to cavil now.
Oh! rather give me cominentators plain,
Who with no deep researches vex the brain;
Who from the dark and doubtful love to run,
And hold the glimmering tapers to the sun;
Who simple truth with nine-fold reasons back,
And guard the point no enemies attack.
Bunyan's famed Pilgrim rests that shelf upon-
A genius rare but rude was honest John:
Not one who, early by the Muse beguiled,
Drank from her well the waters undefiled;
Not one who slowly gain'd the hill sublime,
Then often sipp'd and little at a time;
But one who dabbled in the sacred springs,
And drank them muddy, mix'd with baser things.
Here to interpret dreams we read the rules,
Science our own! and never taught in schools;
In moles and specks we Fortune's gifts discern,
And Fate's fix'd will from nature's wand'rings learn.
Of Hermit Quarle we read, in island rare,
Far from mankind and seeming far from care;
Safe from all want and sound in every limb;
Yes! there was he, and there was care with him.
Unbound, and heap'd these valued works beside,
Lay humbler works the pedlar's pack supplied;
Yet these, long since, have all acquired a name:
The Wandering Jew has found his way to fame;
And fame, denied to many a labour'd song,
Crowns Thumb the Great, and Hickerthrift the
Strong.

There too is he, by wizard-power upheld,
Jack, by whose arm the giant-brood were quell'd;
His shoes of swiftness on his feet he placed;
His coat of darkness on his loins he braced;
His sword of sharpness in his hand he took;
And off the head of doughty giants stroke:
Their glaring eyes beheld no mortal near;
No sound of feet alarm'd the drowsy éar;
No English blood their pagan sense could smell,
But heads dropp'd headlong, wondering why they

fell.

These are the peasant's joy, when placed at ease,
Half his delighted offspring mount his knees.

To every cot the lord's indulgent mind
Has a small space for garden-ground assign'd;
Here-till return of morn dismiss'd the farm-
The careful peasant plies the sinewy arm,
Warm'd as he works, and casts his look around
On every foot of that improving ground:
It is his own he sees; his master's eye
Peers not about, some secret fault to spy;
Nor voice severe is there, nor censure known;-
Hope, profit, pleasure,-they are all his own.
Here grow the humble cives, and, hard by them,
The leek with crown globose and reddy stem;

High climb his pulse in many an even row,
Deep strike the ponderous roots in soil below;
And herbs of potent smell and pungent taste
Give a warm relish to the night's repast:
Apples and cherries grafted by his hand,
And cluster'd nuts for neighbouring market stand.
Nor thus concludes his labour; near the cot,
The reed-fence rises round some fav'rite spot;
Where rich carnations, pinks with purple eyes,
Proud hyacinths, the least some florist's prize,
Tulips tall-stemm'd and pounced auriculas rise.

Here on a Sunday-eve, when service ends,
Meet and rejoice a family of friends;
All speak aloud, are happy and are free,
And glad they seem, and gaily they agree.

What, though fastidious ears may shun the speech,
Where all are talkers and where none can teach;
Where still the welcome and the words are old,
And the same stories are for ever told?
Yet theirs is joy that, bursting from the heart,
Prompts the glad tongue these nothings to impart;
That forms these tones of gladness we despise,
That lifts their steps, that sparkles in their eyes;
That talks or laughs or runs or shouts or plays,
And speaks in all their looks and all their ways.

Fair scenes of peace! ye might detain us long,
But vice and misery now demand the song;
And turn our view from dwellings simply neat,
To this infected row, we term our street.

Here, in cabal, a disputatious crew
Each evening meet; the sot, the cheat, the shrew:
Riots are nightly heard :-the curse, the cries
Of beaten wife, perverse in her replies;
While shrieking children hold each threat'ning
hand,

And sometimes life, and sometimes food demand:
And girls, who heed not dress, are skill'd in gin:
Boys, in their first-stol'n rags, to swear begin,
Snarers and smugglers here their gains divide;
Ensuaring females here their victims hide;
And here is one, the sibyl of the row,
Who knows all secrets, or affects to know.
Seeking their fate, to her the simple run,
To her the guilty, theirs awhile to shun;
Mistress of worthless arts, depraved in will,
Her care unbless'd and unrepaid her skill,
Slave to the tribe, to whose command she stoops,
And poorer than the poorest maid she dupes.

Between the road-way and the walls, offence
There lie, obscene, at every open door,
Invades all eyes and strikes on every sense:
Heaps from the hearth and sweepings from the floor;
And day by day the mingled masses grow,
As sinks are disembogued and kennels flow.

There hungry dogs from hungry children steal,
There pigs and chickens quarrel for a meal;
There dropsied infants wail without redress,
And all is want and wo and wretchedness:
Yet should these boys, with bodies bronzed and bare,
High-swoln and hard, outlive that lack of care-
Forced on some farm, the unexerted strength,
Though loth to action, is compell'd at length,
When warm'd by health, as serpents in the spring
Aside their slough of indolence they fling.

Yet, ere they go, a greater evil comes-
See! crowded beds in those contiguous rooms;

Beds but ill parted, by a paltry screen
Of paper'd lath or curtain dropp'd between;
Daughters and sons to yon compartments creep,
And parents here beside their children sleep:
Ye who have power, these thoughtless people part,
Nor let the ear be first to taint the heart.

Come! search within, nor sight nor smell regard;
The true physician walks the foulest ward.
See! on the floor what frouzy patches rest!
What nauseous fragments on yon fractured chest!
What downy dust beneath yon window-seat!
And round these posts that serve this bed for feet;
This bed where all those tatter'd garments lie,
Worn by each sex, and now perforce thrown by!
See! as we gaze, an infant lifts its head,
Left by neglect and burrow'd in that bed;
The mother-gossip has the love suppress'd
An infant's cry once waken'd in her breast;
And daily prattles, as her round she takes,
(With strong resentment) of the want she makes.
Whence all these woes?-From want of virtu-
ous will,

Of honest shame, of time-improving skill;
From want of care t' employ the vacant hour,
And want of ev'ry kind but want of power."

Here are no wheels for either wool or flax,
But packs of cards-made up of sundry packs;
Here is no clock, nor will they turn the glass,
And see how swift th' important moments pass;
Here are no books, but ballads on the wall,
Are some abusive, and indecent all;
Pistols are here, unpair'd; with nets and hooks,
Of every kind, for rivers, ponds, and brooks;
An ample flask, that nightly rovers fill
With recent poison from the Dutchman's still;
A box of tools, with wires of various size,
Frocks, wigs, and hats, for night or day disguise,
And bludgeons stout to gain or guard a prize.

To every house belongs a space of ground,
Of equal size, once fenced with paling round;
That paling now by slothful waste destroy'd,
Dead gorse and stumps of elder fill the void;
Save in the centre-spot, whose walls of clay
Hide sots and striplings at their drink or play :
Within, a board, beneath a tiled retreat,
Allures the bubble and maintains the cheat;
Where heavy ale in spots like varnish shows,
Where chalky tallies yet remain in rows;
Black pipes and broken jugs the seats defile,
The walls and windows, rhymes and reck'nings vile;
Prints of the meanest kind disgrace the door,
And cards, in curses torn, lie fragments on the floor.
Here his poor bird th' inhuman cocker brings,
Arms his hard heel, and clips his golden wings;
With spicy food th' impatient spirit feeds,
And shouts and curses as the battle bleeds.
Struck through the brain, deprived of both his eyes,
The vanquish'd bird must combat till he dies;
Must fairly peck at his victorious foe,
And reel and stagger at each feeble blow:
When fall'n, the savage grasps his dabbled plumes,
His blood-stain'd arms, for other deaths assumes;
And damns the craven-fowl, that lost his stake,
And only bled and perish'd for his sake.

And these who take from our reluctant hands
What Burn advises or the Bench commands.

Our farmers round, well pleased with constant
gain,

Like other farmers, flourish and complain.—
These are our groups; our portraits next appear,
And close our exhibition for the year.

WITH evil omen we that year begin :
A Child of Shame,-stern Justice adds, of Sin,
Is first recorded ;-I would hide the deed,
But vain the wish; I sigh and I proceed:
And could I well th' instructive truth convey,
T would warn the giddy and awake the gay.

Of all the nymphs who gave our village grace,
The Miller's daughter had the fairest face;
Proud was the Miller; money was his pride;
He rode to market, as our farmers ride,
And 't was his boast, inspired by spirits there,
His favourite Lucy should be rich as fair;
But she must meek and still obedient prove,
And not presume, without his leave, to love.

A youthful Sailor heard him ;-" Ha!" quoth he
"This Miller's maiden is a prize for me;
Her charms I love, his riches I desire,
And all his threats but fan the kindling fire;
My ebbing purse no more the foe shall fill,
But Love's kind act and Lucy at the mill."

Thus thought the youth, and soon the chase began
Stretch'd all his sail, nor thought of pause or plan
His trusty staff in his bold hand he took,
Like him and like his frigate, heart of oak;
Fresh were his features, his attire was new ;
Clean was his linen, and his jacket blue:
Of finest jean, his trowsers, tight and trim,
Brush'd the large buckle at the silver rim.

He soon arrived, he traced the village-green,
There saw the maid, and was with pleasure seen :
Then talk'd of love, till Lucy's yielding heart
Confess'd 't was painful, though 't was right to part

"For ah! my father has a haughty soul;
Whom best he loves, he loves but to control;
Me to some churl in bargain he 'll consign,
And make some tyrant of the parish mine:
Cold is his heart, and he with looks severe
Has often forced but never shed the tear;
Save, when my mother died, some drops express'd
A kind of sorrow for a wife at rest :-
To me a master's stern regard is shown,
I'm like his steed, prized highly as his own;
Stroked but corrected, threaten'd when supplied,
His slave and boast, his victim and his pride."

"Cheer up, my lass; I'll to thy father go;
The Miller cannot be the Sailor's foe;
Both live by Heaven's free gale, that plays aloud
In the stretch'd canvas and the piping shroud;
The rush of winds, the flapping sails above,
And rattling planks within, are sounds we love;
Calms are our dread; when tempests plough the
deep,

We take a reef, and to the rocking sleep."

"Ha!" quoth the Miller, moved at speech so rash, "Art thou like me? then where thy notes and cash?

Such are our peasants, those to whom we yield Away to Wapping, and a wife command, Praise with relief, the fathers of the field;

With all thy wealth, a guinea, in thine hand;

There with thy messmates quaff the muddy cheer,
And leave my Lucy for thy betters here."

"Revenge! revenge!" the angry lover cried,
Then sought the nymph, and "Be thou now my
bride."

Bride had she been, but they no priest could move
To bind in law, the couple bound by love.

What sought these lovers then by day, by night?
But stolen moments of disturb'd delight;
Soft trembling tumults, terrors dearly prized,
Transports that pain'd, and joys that agonized:
Till the fond dansel, pleased with lad so trim,
Awed by her parent, and enticed by him,
Her lovely form from savage power to save,
Gave-not her hand-but ALL she could, she gave.
Then came the day of shame, the grievous night,
The varying look, the wandering appetite:
The joy assumed, while sorrow dimm'd the eyes,
The forced sad smiles that follow'd sudden sighs;
And every art, long used, but used in vain,
To hide thy progress, Nature, and thy pain.

Too eager caution shows some danger's near:
The bully's bluster proves the coward's fear;
His sober step the drunkard vainly tries,
And nymphs expose the failings they disguise.
First, whispering gossips were in parties seen;
Then louder Scandal walk'd the village-green;
Next babbling Folly told the growing ill,
And busy Malice dropp'd it at the mill.

"Go! to thy curse and mine," the Father said,
"Strife and confusion stalk around thy bed;
Want and a wailing brat thy portion be,
Plague to thy fondness, as thy fault to me ;-
Where skulks the villain ?"-

-“On the ocean wide
My William seeks a portion for his bride.”—
"Vain be his search! but, till the traitor come,
The higgler's cottage be thy future home;
There with his ancient shrew and Care abide,
And hide thy head,—thy shame thou canst not hide."
Day after day was pass'd in pains and grief;
Week follow'd week, and still was no relief:
Her boy was born-no lads nor lasses came
To the rite or give the child a name;
Nor grave conceited nurse, of office proud,
Bore the young Christian roaring through

grace

crowd:

And sings her vespers, but in voice so low,
She hears their murmurs as the waters flow:
And she too murmurs, and begins to find
The solemn wanderings of a wounded mind:
Visions of terror, views of woe succeed,
The mind's impatience to the body's need;
By turns to that, by turns to this a prey,
She knows what reason yields, and dreads what
madness may.

Next with their boy, a decent couple came,
And call'd him Robert, 't was his father's name;
Three girls preceded, all by time endear'd,
And future births were neither hoped nor fear'd:
Bless'd in each other, but to no excess;
Health, quiet, comfort, form'd their happiness;
Love all made up of torture and delight,
Was but mere madness in this couple's sight:
Susan could think, though not without a sigh,
If she were gone, who should her place supply;
And Robert, half in earnest, half in jest,
Talk of her spouse when he should be at rest:
Yet strange would either think it to be told,
Their love was cooling or their hearts were cold.
Few were their acres,-but, with these content,
They were, each pay-day, ready with their rent:
And few their wishes-what their farm denied,
The neighbouring town, at trifling cost, supplied.
If at the draper's window Susan cast

A longing look, as with her goods she pass'd,
And with the produce of her wheel and churn,
Bought her a Sunday-robe on her return;
True to her maxim, she would take no rest,
Till care repaid that portion to the chest:
Or if, when loitering at the Whitsun-fair,
Her Robert spent some idle shillings there;
Up at the barn, before the break of day,
He made his labour for the indulgence pay:
Thus both-that waste itself might work in vain-
Wrought double tides, and all was well again.

Yet, though so prudent, there were times of joy, (The day they wed, the christening of the boy,) When to the wealthier farmers there was shown Welcome unfeign'd, and plenty like their own; For Susan served the great, and had some pride the Among our topmost people to preside:

In a small chamber was my office done,
Where blinks through paper'd panes the setting sun;
Where noisy sparrows, perch'd on penthouse near,
Chirp tuneless joy, and mock the frequent tear;
Bats on their webby wings in darkness move,
And feebly shriek their melancholy love.

No sailor came; the months in terror fled!
Then news arrived-He fought, and he was DEAD!
At the lone cottage Lucy lives, and still
Walks for her weekly pittance to the mill;
A mean seraglio there her father keeps,
Whose mirth insults her, as she stands and weeps;
And sees the plenty, while compell'd to stay,
Her father's pride, become his harlot's prey.
Throughout the lanes she glides, at evening's
close,

And softly lulls her infant to repose;

Then sits and gazes, but with viewless look,
As gilds the moon the rippling of the brook;

Yet in that plenty, in that welcome free,
There was the guiding nice frugality
Has, in a different mode, a sovereign sway;
That in the festal as the frugal day,
As tides the same attractive influence know,
In the least ebb, and in their proudest flow;
The wise frugality that does not give
A life to saving, but that saves to live;
Sparing, not pinching, mindful though not mean,
O'er all presiding, yet in nothing seen.

Recorded next a babe of love I trace!
Of many loves, the mother's fresh disgrace.-
"Again, thou harlot! could not all thy pain,
All my reproof, thy wanton thoughts restrain?"

"Alas! your reverence, wanton thoughts, I grant,
Were once my motive, now the thoughts of want;
Women, like me, as ducks in a decoy,
Swim down a stream, and seem to swim in joy,
Your sex pursues us, and our own disdain;
Return is dreadful, and escape is vain.

Would men forsake us, and would women strive To help the fall'n, their virtue might revive."

For rite of churching soon she made her way, In dread of scandal, should she miss the day :Two matrons came! with them she humbly knelt, Their action copied and their comforts felt, From that great pain and peril to be free, Though still in peril of that pain to be; Alas! what numbers, like this amorous dame, Are quick to censure, but are dead to shame!

Twin-infants then appear; a girl, a boy, The o'erflowing cup of Gerard Ablett's joy: One had I named in every year that pass'd Since Gerard wed! and twins behold at last! Well pleased, the bridegroom smiled to hear—“ A

vine

Fruitful and spreading round the walls be thine,
And branch-like be thine offspring !"-Gerard then
Look'd joyful love, and softly said, "Amen."
Now of that vine he'd have no more increase,
Those playful branches now disturb his peace:
Them he beholds around his table spread,

But finds, the more the branch, the less the bread;
And while they run his humble walls about,
They keep the sunshine of good humour out.
Cease, man, to grieve! thy master's lot survey,
Whom wife and children, thou and thine obey;
A farmer proud, beyond a farmer's pride,
Of all around the envy or the guide;
Who trots to market on a steed so fine,
That when I meet him, I'm ashamed of mine;
Whose board is high up-heap'd with generous fare,
Which five stout sons and three tall daughters share:
Cease, man, to grieve, and listen to his care.

A few years fled, and all thy boys shall be
Lords of a cot, and labourers like thee:
Thy girls unportion'd neighbouring youths shall lead
Brides from my church, and henceforth thou art
freed:

But then thy master shall of cares complain,
Care after care, a long connected train;
His sons for farms shall ask a large supply,
For farmer's sons each gentle miss shall sigh;
Thy mistress, reasoning well of life's decay,
Shall ask a chaise, and hardly brook delay;
The smart young cornet who, with so much grace,
Rode in the ranks and betted at the race,
While the vex'd parent rails at deed so rash,
Shall d-n his luck, and stretch his hand for cash.
Sad troubles, Gerard! now pertain to thee,
When thy rich master seems from trouble free;
But 't is one fate at different times assign'd,
And thou shalt lose the cares that he must find.
"Ah!" quoth our village Grocer, rich and old,
"Would I might one such cause for care behold!"
To whom his Friend," Mine greater bliss would be,
Would Heaven take those my spouse assigns to me.'
Aged were both, that Dawkins, Ditchem this,
Who much of marriage thought, and much amiss;
Both would delay, the one, till-riches gain'd,
The son he wish'd might be to honour train'd;
His Friend-lest fierce intruding heirs should come,
To waste his hoard and vex his quiet home.

Dawkins, a dealer once, on burthen'd back
Bore his whole substance in a pedlar's pack;

To dames discreet, the duties yet unpaid,
His stores of lace and hyson he convey'd:
When thus enrich'd, he chose at home to stop,
And fleece his neighbours in a new-built shop;
Then woo'd a spinster blithe, and hoped, when wed,
For love's fair favours and a fruitful bed.

Not so his Friend:-on widow fair and staid
He fix'd his eye, but he was much afraid;
Yet woo'd; while she his hair of silver hue
Demurely noticed, and her eye withdrew:
Doubtful he paused-" Ah! were I sure," he cried,
"No craving children would my gains divide;
Fair as she is, I would my widow take,
And live more largely for my partner's sake."
With such their views some thoughtful years
they pass'd,

And hoping, dreading, they were bound at last.
And what their fate? Observe them as they go,
Comparing fear with fear, and woe with woe.
"Humphrey!" said Dawkins, "envy in my breast
Sickens to see thee in thy children bless'd;
They are thy joys, while I go grieving home
To a sad spouse, and our eternal gloom:
We look despondency; no infant near,
To bless the eye or win the parent's ear;
Our sudden heats and quarrels to allay,
And soothe the petty sufferings of the day:
Alike our want, yet both the want reprove;
Where
are, I cry, those pledges of our love?
When she, like Jacob's wife, makes fierce reply,
Yet fond-Oh! give me children, or I die:
Like the vex'd patriarch-Are they mine to give?
And I return-still childless doom'd to live,
Ah! much I envy thee thy boys who ride
On poplar branch, and canter at thy side;
And girls, whose cheeks thy chin's fierce fondness
know,

And with fresh beauty at the contact glow."

"Oh! simple friend," said Ditchem, "wouldst thou gain

A father's pleasure by a husband's pain?
Alas! what pleasure-when some vig'rous boy
Should swell thy pride, some rosy girl thy joy,
Is it to doubt who grafted this sweet flower,
Or whence arose that spirit and that power?

Behold the fifth! behold a babe again!
"Four years I've wed; not one has pass'd in vain :
My wife's gay friends th' unwelcome imp admire,
And fill the room with gratulation dire :
While I in silence sate, revolving all
That influence ancient men, or that befall;
A gay pert guest-Heaven knows his business-

came;

A glorious boy, he cried, and what the name?
Angry I growl'd, My spirit cease to tease,
His father's give him-should you that explore,
Name it yourselves,-Cain, Judas, if you please;
The devil's or yours:'-I said, and sought the door
My tender partner not a word or sigh
Gives to my wrath, nor to my speech reply;
But takes her comforts, triumphs in my pain,
And looks undaunted for a birth again."

Heirs thus denied afflict the pining heart,
And thus afforded, jealous pangs impart;
Let, therefore, none avoid, and none demand
These arrows number'd for the giant's hand.

Then with their infants three, the parents came, And each assign'd-'t was all they had- —a name; Names of no mark or price; of them not one Shall court our view on the sepulchral stone, Or stop the clerk, the engraven scrolls to spell, Or keep the sexton from the sermon bell.

An orphan-girl succeeds: ere she was born Her father died, her mother on that morn: The pious mistress of the school sustains Her parents' part, nor their affection feigns, But pitying feels: with due respect and joy, I trace the matron at her loved employ ; What time the striplings, wearied e'en with play, Part at the closing of the summer's day,

And each by different path returns the well-known

way

Then I beheld her at the cottage-door,
Frugal of light-her Bible led before,
When on her double duty she proceeds,
Of time as frugal-knitting as she reads:
Her idle neighbours, who approach to tell
Some trifling tale, her serious looks compel
To hear reluctant,-while the lads who pass,
In pure respect, walk silent on the grass:
Then sinks the day, but not to rest she goes
Till solemn prayers the daily duties close.
But I digress, and lo! an infant train
Appear, and call me to my task again.

"Why Lonicera wilt thou name thy child?"
I ask'd the Gardener's wife, in accents mild:
"We have a right," replied the sturdy dame,-
And Lonicera was the infant's name.

If next a son shall yield our Gardener joy,
Then Hyacinthus shall be that fair boy;
And if a girl, they will at length agree,
That Belladona that fair maid shall be.

High-sounding words our worthy Gardener gets,
And at his clubs to wondering swains repeats;
He then of Rhus and Rhododendron speaks,
And Allium calls his onions and his leeks;
Nor weeds are now, for whence arose the weed,
Scarce plants, fair herbs, and curious flowers pro-
ceed;

Where Cuckoo-pints and Dandelions sprung,
(Gross names had they our plainer sires among,)
There Arums, there Leontodons we view,
And Artemisia grows, where Wormwood grew.

But though no weed exists his garden round,
From Rumex strong our Gardener frees his ground,
Takes soft Senicio from the yielding land,
And grasps the arm'd Urtica in his hand.

Not Darwin's self had more delight to sing
Of floral courtship, in th' awaken'd Spring,
Than Peter Pratt, who simpering loves to tell
How rise the Stamens, as the Pistils swell;
How bend and curl the moist-top to the spouse,
And give and take the vegetable vows;
How those esteem'd of old but tips and chives,
Are tender husbands and obedient wives:
Who live and love within the sacred bower,-
That bridal bed, the vulgar term a flower.

Hear Peter proudly, to some humble friend,
A wondrous secret, in his science, lend :-
"Would you advance the nuptial hour, and bring
The fruit of Autumn with the flowers of Spring;

View that light frame where Cucumis lies spread,
And trace the husbands in their golden bed,
Three powder'd Anthers;-then no more delay,
But to the Stigma's tip their dust convey;
Then by thyself, from prying glance secure,
Twirl the full tip and make your purpose sure;
A long-abiding race the deed shall pay,
Nor one unbless'd abortion pine away.'

T'admire their friend's discourse our swains agree,

And call it science and philosophy.

'Tis good, 'tis pleasant, through th' advancing yea
To see unnumber'd growing forms appear;
What leafy-life from Earth's broad bosom rise!
What insect myriads seek the summer skies!
What scaly tribes in every streamlet move!
What plumy people sing in every grove!

All with the year awaked to life, delight, and love.
Then names are good; for how, without their aid,
Is knowledge, gain'd by man, to man convey'd?
But from that source shall all our pleasures flow?
Shall all our knowledge be those names to know?
Then he, with memory bless'd, shall bear away,
The palm from Grew, and Middleton, and Ray:
No! let us rather seek, in grove and field,
What food for wonder, what for use they yield;
Some just remark from Nature's people bring,
And some new source of homage for her King.
Pride lives with all: strange names our rustics
give

To helpless infants, that their own may live;
Pleased to be known, they'll some attention claim,
And find some by-way to the house of fame.

The straightest furrow lifts the ploughman's art, The hat he gain'd has warmth for head and heart; The bowl that beats the greater number down Or, foil'd in these, he opes his ample jaws, Of tottering nine-pins, gives to fame the clown; And lets a frog leap down to gain applause; Or grins for hours, or tipples for a week, Or challenges a well-pinch'd pig to squeak: Shall make him known, and give his folly fame. Some idle deed, some child's preposterous name,

To name an infant meet our village-sires,
Assembled all, as such event requires;
Frequent and full the rural sages sate,
And speakers many urged the long debate,-
Some harden'd knaves, who roved the country
Had left a babe within the parish bound,—
round,
First, of the fact they question'd-" Was it true?"
The child was brought-"What then remain'd
to do?

Was't dead or living?" This was fairly proved,-
'T was pinch'd, it roar'd, and every doubt removed.
Then by what name th' unwelcome guest to call
Was long a question, and it posed them all;
For he who lent it to a babe unknown,
Censorious men might take it for his own:
They look'd about, they gravely spoke to all,
And not one Richard answer'd to the call.
Next they inquired the day, when, passing by,
Th' unlucky peasant heard the stranger's cry:
This known,-how food and raiment they might
give,

Was next debated-for the rogue would live;

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